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[Crackpot]

There are certain people that should have an accompanying prescription for whenever you have to deal with them.

[Lord Jim]

Hey CP...

Is there anybody you work with who you actually do like?

[Crackpot]

Many but there are always people that rub you the wrong way. You should know what I'm talking about I hear you work for a real asshole.

[Lord Jim]

[oldr_n_wsr]

There are certain people that should have an accompanying prescription for whenever you have to deal with them.

Pills take to long to work. A ballpeen hammer works faster, just watch out for the security cameras.


Or maybe you can learn that flying knee kick that was shown in the other thread.
That looks like it works pretty well

[Scooter]

[Bicycle Bill]

Most laugh tracks were recorded in the early days of TV, back in the 1950s and 1960s.
This means that when you watch a TV sit-com today you are listening to dead people laughing.

-"BB"-

[RayThom]

The "Laugh Track" Machine:

[Crackpot]

I need a brain squeegee

[Crackpot]

*looks at the clock* Shit, lunch has started already. Wait what do you mean it's only lunch time?!

[MajGenl.Meade]

Why does "detail" have so many meanings?

[oldr_n_wsr]

Why not?

[Joe Guy]

Do you require a detailed explanation?

[oldr_n_wsr]

Why yes.

[Big RR]

Well defeat go over defense before detail

[MajGenl.Meade]

.. except for those who sit their tail firmly on the fence.

[Crackpot]

Why does the word Detail have no relation to Retail?

[MajGenl.Meade]

Anybody got a WAG?

[Jarlaxle]

Why do they lock the portable toilets at construction projects? Are they worried that there's something in there that somebody might want to steal?

So bums don't use them to sleep or shoot up drugs...so nobody dumps their trash can in the tank...so someone doesn't come by at 1am and shit all over the floor.

[Jarlaxle]

If you and your spouse have never shared a twin bed...I recommend it.

A motel with a secure motorcycle garage is a wonderful thing.