How Dirty Minded Are You?
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Just as I expected.
Your result for The Dirty Mind Test ...
The Pure of Mind
You scored 7% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is not very dirty. You spend little, if any, time thinking about sexual things, and you don't make associations between sex and things that have nothing to do with sex. You probably get very easily offended at sexual innuendo. You'd make a lovely treat for someone who likes to corrupt the innocent. If you like your purity, stay away from movies rated higher than PG and don't associate with people who make jokes you don't understand.
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Jealous?
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Bag's I Lucky Pierre!
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I'm game, but Gob will have to be the one to travel to meet up with us.Guinevere wrote:I guess that means Gob, BB, and I in a threesome![]()
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I didn't realize I was that bad. I knew I shouldn't and I did and it ended up Pretty Messy at 74%. A good example is when I was at a Togo's sandwhich waiting for the order a women came in and said quite loudly "A nine inch? I've never had a nine inch before before!". I looked away and made a dash outside. He he .She said nine inch.
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Must have missed the whole Trent Reznor thing.PMS Princess wrote:I didn't realize I was that bad. I knew I shouldn't and I did and it ended up Pretty Messy at 74%. A good example is when I was at a Togo's sandwhich waiting for the order a women came in and said quite loudly "A nine inch? I've never had a nine inch before before!". I looked away and made a dash outside. He he .She said nine inch.
GAH!
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That's okay, you can have 'em all to yourself.Guinevere wrote:Jealous?
GAH!
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I guess this means that Scooter and Meade should catch a movie together...Scooter wrote:Just as I expected.
Your result for The Dirty Mind Test ...
The Pure of Mind
You scored 7% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is not very dirty. You spend little, if any, time thinking about sexual things, and you don't make associations between sex and things that have nothing to do with sex. You probably get very easily offended at sexual innuendo. You'd make a lovely treat for someone who likes to corrupt the innocent. If you like your purity, stay away from movies rated higher than PG and don't associate with people who make jokes you don't understand.



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Well, that shows how dirty minded she is...Sue U wrote:Guinevere wrote:I guess that means Gob, BB, and I in a threesome![]()
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I'm slightly surprised I'm only slightly tainted. Mrs Mc will be surprised too. She thinks I'm studying to be a dirty old man.
Your result for The Dirty Mind Test ...
Slightly Tainted
You scored 25% Dirtiness!
Your result for The Dirty Mind Test ...
Slightly Tainted
You scored 25% Dirtiness!
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Your result for The Dirty Mind Test ...
Filthy
You scored 88% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.
Filthy
You scored 88% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.
I'll watch that threesome, and record! The camera may be a bit shaky though!Guinevere wrote:I guess that means Gob, BB, and I in a threesome![]()
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Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
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Well now there's an unsurprising result...Your result for The Dirty Mind Test ...
Filthy
You scored 88% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.



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Your result for The Dirty Mind Test ...
Slightly Tainted
You scored 38% Dirtiness!
Your mind is not completely pure, but your score says it's not dirty, either. There are a few lingering dirty thoughts in there, but on the whole, your mind is not very sexed. You might find yourself being periodically offended by certain things, but you don't mind most things that much. Your mind is dirty enough to make it in this filth-soaked world we live in, but you'd probably rather think of other things. On the whole, your mind isn't dirty.
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This image should have been included as one of the questions...


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And just exactly who is Tatum Strangely and why is she not interested?
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Apparently Tatum was just looking for some studs, and was in the wrong aisle. 
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I love home depot!!Econoline wrote:This image should have been included as one of the questions...![]()
Of course, Tatum Strangely could find at least one stud if I was in the aisle!
Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
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That's cute - he purposely misspelled "dud"!
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts