Name That Movie!

[Sean]

To be fair I do have a habit of disappearing for months at a time so you were right to go ahead Scoot.

[Scooter]

No nibbles? Okay...

It's like, indescribable. You knew just when to feed me the next line, you knew the second before I needed it. There was like, a rhythm we got into. It was like great sex!

[Bicycle Bill]

And that rule had already been bent a couple of times in the past (for similar reasons) and you didn't have word fucking one to say about it.

So go give that barbed stick jammed ever so firmly up your ass another quarter turn.

Nobody else ever came out and said in so many words that they were too important or impatient to wait, either.
And Sean has said he's OK with it, so I'm OK with it too.  Subject closed.


-"BB"-

[Sean]

My mistake, I could've sworn this was the 'Laffs' sub-forum...

[Crackpot]

Some people actually like thier corn flakes piss flavored.

[Scooter]

Nobody else ever came out and said in so many words that they were too important or impatient to wait, either.

Iit wasn't about me. I said I didn't want to leave it too long before giving a clue because if it stretched into the weekend without anyone getting the answer, other people would be left waiting while I was away from my computer for long stretches of time. A similar thing happened previously and I left it in dales's hands to declare the winner, because he had given the previous clue and so was ineligible to guess. It didn't feel right to put that on Sean in this case because I didn't know if he would be participating regularly.

And it turns out my instinct was right, because almost a full day later no one has provided the correct answer. If I had waited until last night when Sean did pop in, anyone who did give the correct answer would not have found me here to confirm it.

And now that you have done such a great job of poisoning the atmosphere of your own thread, I'll try one more to see if anyone but Jim and Big RR can get it:

Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby

(I didn't count exactly how many there were, but you get the idea)

[Crackpot]

I know I've seen the movie but have no clue as to what it is.

[Lord Jim]

If nobody else gets it by the end of the day, I will go ahead and take it...

If I do that, with your permission Scooter, (since you have indicated you won't be around here much on the weekend) I will go ahead and verify that I have the right answer...

[Scooter]

I'm going to theatre and late dinner tonight so if it's after about 7pm my time I won't be back online tonight. So yes, go ahead.

[RayThom]

"Hello Frisco, Hello"

[Scooter]

No.

[Scooter]

So maybe a non-quote clue.

Think Network re-imagined as a romantic comedy.

[Big RR]

And with characters much more annoying.

[Scooter]

But Joan Cusack's take on a decathlon modified for an office setting was pretty good.

[Big RR]

If that's not a giveaway, nothing is.

[Scooter]

I have to head out soon so if someone who knows wants to go ahead and name it they have my blessing.

[Scooter]

If that's not a giveaway, nothing is.

What about William Hurt doing shadow puppets with his dick?

[Lord Jim]

Going....

going...

gone...

[Lord Jim]

Okay, looks like Scooter isn't around so as he and I discussed, I'm going to self verify that I have the right answer...

Since my last two were guessed very quickly, I'm going to go with one a little tougher this time...

Look, [name redacted], when two people have the same motive to murder and one of them is still alive, who would you arrest?

A couple of non-quote clues:

The movie is a black comedy, (which you may have figured out is one of my favorite genres) and the lead actor and actress are very well known; I'm sure everyone here is familiar with them.

[RayThom]

"Murder On The Orient Express" (Hercule Poirot was darkly comical at times.)