The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." The fairy waved her magic wand and — poof! — two tickets for a round-the-world cruise on the "Queen Mary II" appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment and then said, "'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry, my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife — and the fairy — were deeply disappointed; but a wish is a wish, so the fairy waved her magic wand and...
The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story?
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female...
-"BB"-