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Gob
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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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RayThom
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Find the closest airport, announce your emergency intentions to the tower, line up with the upwind runway, gradual full flap, be aware of crosswinds, flare, touchdown, roll-out... and kiss your ass goodbye.
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“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.” 
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Bicycle Bill
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1) Lower your wheels.
2) Aim for the ground.
3) Good luck!
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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