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Lord Jim
Posts: 29716 Joined: Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:44 pmLocation: TCTUTKHBDTMDITSAF
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by Lord Jim Sat Nov 18, 2017 1:06 am
I received this missive from
Angie's List in my email today:
Subject line
: 3 toilet seats that are changing EVERYTHING
3 Toilet Seats You Won't Believe
Toilet seats might soon have less in common with outhouses and more in common with a smartphone or wearable tech. Learn about 3 toilet seats that could change your life!
That's followed by a link (with a button that says "Sit In Luxury") that enables me to order one of these advanced toilet seats:
https://www.angieslist.com/articles/thr ... __20171117
Maybe I'm just an old fuddy duddy, but frankly, I don't believe there's any such thing as a
toilet seat that is going to "change EVERYTHING"...
I don't believe that toilet seats have that sort of metaphysical, transcendent significance...
Nor do I ever care to own one that has more in common with a "smart phone" or "wearable tech" (whatever the hell that means) than its basic purpose...
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Lord Jim on Sat Nov 18, 2017 2:40 am, edited 1 time in total.
Joe Guy
Posts: 14952 Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:40 pmLocation: Redweird City, California
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by Joe Guy Sat Nov 18, 2017 2:36 am
Just what the world needs. A smart toilet....
dales
Posts: 10922 Joined: Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:13 amLocation: SF Bay Area - NORTH California - USA
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by dales Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:01 am
Hey, if it could clean my rear end after I take a dump..............they might have something!
Long Run
Posts: 6721 Joined: Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:47 pm
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by Long Run Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:02 am
It is nice to think that there is a better way to deal with the asses of the world.
Bicycle Bill
Posts: 9712 Joined: Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:10 pmLocation: Surrounded by Trumptards in Rockland, WI – a small rural village in La Crosse County
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by Bicycle Bill Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:50 am
Joe Guy wrote: Just what the world needs. A smart toilet....
Dare I say it? ...... somewhere there is some smart ass who needs one.
dales wrote: Hey, if it could clean my rear end after I take a dump..............they might have something!
I believe that sort of thing is called a
'bidet' .
-"BB"- Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
RayThom
Posts: 8604 Joined: Wed Mar 14, 2012 4:38 pmLocation: Longwood Gardens PA 19348
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by RayThom Sat Nov 18, 2017 5:34 am
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
