Name That Movie!

[Econoline]

Jeez...this is turning out to be a difficult one...

Conan the Vegetarian? ("I don't belief in killing animals. Only people.")

Conan the Aquarian? ("I belief in free luff and cutting heads off mit my sword.")

Conan the Parliamentarian? ("You must get a second to de motion, or I vill cut off your head mit my sword.")

Conan the Libertarian? ("I tink you shoult be able to haff any kind of sword you want.")

Conan the Grammarian? ("If you split an infinitif, I vill split you in haff. Dangle a participle, and I vill cut it off.")

Conan the Rastafarian? ("I smoke two choints, and then I smoke two choints. And then I smoke two more. Then I kill you mit my sword.")

Conan the Agrarian? ("I haff decided to beat my swords into plowshares...")

Conan the Aryan? ("Arnolt, arnolt ueber alles...")

As much as I like the idea of Conan the Rastafarian, I'm gonna take a wild guess and say...



Conan the Barbarian

[BoSoxGal]

Conan the Rastafarian? ("I smoke two choints, and then I smoke two choints. And then I smoke two more. Then I kill you mit my sword.")

Bwahahaha!

[Crackpot]

You forgot Conan the contrarian, Conan the egalitarian.” And Conan the Unitarian.

[MajGenl.Meade]

A:What is best in life?

B: Piss off

Conan the Vulgarian

[Lord Jim]

Econo has it...

(Finally...)

[Econoline]

I also left out Conan the Riparian, Conan the Sectarian, Conan the Seminarian, Conan the Totalitarian, Conan the Humanitarian, Conan the Octogenarian...and Conan the Governor.

Inspired by Meade's contribution just above, I'm gonna post what should be another easy one:

You mean the profanity? That's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays attention to you unless you swear every other word.

[Long Run]

Star Trek The Voyage Home, which was not about saving Gob's homeland.

[Econoline]

[*sigh of relief*]

Well, that was sure quick enough! And I didn't even have to post any quotes from Chekov about the "nuclear wessels"...or (one of my personal favorites) Character A[Dr. Gillian Taylor]: "Don't tell me! You're from outer space." Character B[Kirk]: "No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space."

Okay, Long Run, you're up!

[Joe Guy]

Okay, Long Run, you're up!

[Lord Jim]

"Voyage Home" is not my favorite Star Trek movie, (a little to saccharine for my taste) but this is a great scene:



Who hasn't wished they could do that...

[Long Run]

Okay, here is the next entry:

M: What's the catch?

B: The catch is it's dangerous. Please do it.

M: That ain't the catch. It's the fun.

[Long Run]

Joe Guy: Where did you find my college year book?

[RayThom]

[Big RR]

If you don't get a correct answer in a day or so, give them the iconic quote and I'd bet someone would answer right away.

[Long Run]

Plenty of sharks in this movie, Ray, but not that one. BigRR, even with that quote, getting this group to provide the answer can be like getting a root canal.

Professor B: Well, you four have the dubious honor of having been picked from over two hundred applicants for this seminar. Well, let me just say this. There's a shortage of natural resources. There's a shortage of breathable air, there's even a shortage of adequate claret. But there is no shortage of historians. We grind you out like link sausages. That's called progress. Manufacturing doctorates is called progress. Well, I say, "Let us hush this cry of progress until ten thousand years have passed." That's a quote. Who said that? Come on, who said that? Well, somebody must know the answer.

[Big RR]

Getting a root canal and running a long distance at the same time.

[Crackpot]

Jaws: The Revenge

[Long Run]

No CP, but that "guess" should result in retribution when you are in the hot seat.

[Crackpot]

Hey it was an honest wild ass guess. As for the “retribution”: not like I don’t deal with a bunch of crap anyway.

[Lord Jim]