The FBI wants to make me rich

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Scooter
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The FBI wants to make me rich

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Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001,
http://www.fbi.gov

CHRISTOPHER WRAY
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI.

Attention Worthy Beneficiary,

Payment Release Instruction from the Federal Bureau of Investigation:

The Office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation agencies in the world nations such as:

International Metropolitan Police
Central Intelligence Agency
Internet and Fraud Complaint Center
Justification office against Money Laundry

Have hereby given this irrevocable approval order for your outstanding contract/inheritance payment valued at US$5.5M which was fully
endorsed in your favor accordingly.

It's been suggested and concluded that it is better; your funds are given to you via online banking. This means that you can be at the convenience of your office or house and carry out transfer of funds gradually to any account you want. Also the bank with online facility can give you funds via ATM cards depends on your request.

The essence of doing this is because of the inherent difficulties in international funds remittance from the formal banks/offices handling the transactions since. The concerned authorities did not want you to have such an ugly experience anymore hence the arrangement was made to release the funds to you through Arizona Bank and Trust New York.

I very much appreciate your patience and hope that you will continue to be. Note; the total sum of Five million Five Hundred thousand US. Dollars (US$5,500,000.00) shall be release to you by Arizona Bank and Trust New York.

In case you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the accredited paying bank, you are advised to STOP and terminate all further contacts and communicate only with the Chief Operation Officer of Arizona Bank and Trust New York as you are advised to contact the below information to oversee this payment file for release.

In your mail to them do confirm the value of your payment and the (Your new P a y m e n t Reference No. - FMF/US/2007-18, Allocation No. - 224728) as the bank must require you to mention that to avoid dealing with a wrong person and you will be required to write the bank by requesting and showing your willingness of having your funds prepared for immediate release and access to you in an online account that will be created for you at their bank to enable you make transfer yourself to your personal account yourself without the bank having information of your personal account in your state.

NOTE: This is to avoid any mistake in payment and you have to present this information to the bank when contacting them (Yours new Payment
Reference No. - FMF/US 2007-18, Allocation No. - 224728).

I shall be looking forth your update to me as soon as you receive your funds from Arizona Bank and Trust New York. This is very important for my records.

I once more thank you for your patience and understanding, while I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Thanks once again for your kind co-operation. Attached is my identification.

I shall be waiting to hear from you.

Best Regards

Fred Jones,
FBI Agent.
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell

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Well they've got the address of the J. Edgar Hoover building and a link to the FBI website right there in the email, so it must be legit...
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International metropolitan police?!
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Justification office against Money Laundry
What do they have against coin-operated washing machines?
GAH!

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Fred Jones,
FBI Agent.
Just a regular agent--not even a special agent?

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The FBI wants to make me rich

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This doesn't pass my smell test. I suspect it's some kind of scam.
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Sue U wrote:
Justification office against Money Laundry
What do they have against coin-operated washing machines?
I don't know, but apparently the agency acts as a detergent against money laundry.

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Joe Guy wrote:
Sue U wrote:
Justification office against Money Laundry
What do they have against coin-operated washing machines?
I don't know, but apparently the agency acts as a detergent against money laundry.
Does that also include dry cleaning? Because the money I put into dry cleaning every month is out of control.
GAH!

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Does that also include dry cleaning? Because the money I put into dry cleaning every month is out of control.
Yes and excessive dry money laundry is illegal in some states. If you're caught and convicted, the government can garment your wages.

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I think you guys are beginning to invent things out of whole cloth.
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My only question is why the Arizona bank would ever trust New York?

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Ha ha ha! Greetings from Nigeria. I have the duty to tell you that there is an account with 18025000360 ( about 5,000,000 USD ) with YOUR name on it.


yrs,
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