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Bicycle Bill wrote:Did you hear the police are on the lookout for a psychic midget who is accused of defrauding his customers?...
HEHE...HEHE...HEHE. BB said "midget."
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BTW -- this same little person sued his township for building the sidewalks too close to his ass.
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You'd think as a medium midget he would have seen that sidewalk thing coming. He's obviously short-sighted.
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Who's the small organist that made the 'playing in a cathedral' comment?

Korla Pundit?
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(but if the dinosaur hadn't stopped him in time, it would have been a Tyrannosaurus wrecks..... )
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I think this probably fits in this thread....

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Bible scholars have found reference to computers in the Old Testament — specifically in Exodus, chapters 19 and 20, when Moses went to Mt. Sinai and received the Ten Commandments.

It is the first recorded instance of someone downloading a file from the cloud onto a tablet.
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Have you ever noticed that Mick Jagger never wears sweaters with unsightly holes in them? It's because a rolling stone gathers no moths.
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If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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