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RayThom
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by RayThom » Fri Mar 01, 2019 7:53 pm
Bicycle Bill wrote: Did you hear the police are on the lookout for a psychic midget who is accused of defrauding his customers?...
HEHE...HEHE...HEHE. BB said "
midget ."
BTW -- this same little person sued his township for building the sidewalks too close to his ass.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
Joe Guy
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by Joe Guy » Fri Mar 01, 2019 8:06 pm
You'd think as a medium midget he would have seen that sidewalk thing coming. He's obviously short-sighted.
Scooter
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by Scooter » Fri Mar 01, 2019 8:57 pm
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
-- Author unknown
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by Scooter » Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:03 pm
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
-- Author unknown
Scooter
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by Scooter » Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:56 pm
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
-- Author unknown
Scooter
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by Scooter » Sat Mar 02, 2019 11:01 am
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
-- Author unknown
Scooter
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by Scooter » Sat Mar 02, 2019 5:15 pm
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
-- Author unknown
Joe Guy
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by Joe Guy » Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:27 pm
Who's the small organist that made the 'playing in a cathedral' comment?
Korla Pundit?
Econoline
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by Econoline » Sun Mar 03, 2019 8:23 am
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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God @The Tweet of God
Bicycle Bill
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by Bicycle Bill » Tue Mar 05, 2019 8:32 am
(but if the dinosaur hadn't stopped him in time, it would have been a Tyrannosaurus wrecks..... )
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
Joe Guy
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by Joe Guy » Wed Mar 06, 2019 12:41 am
I think this probably fits in this thread....
Bicycle Bill
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by Bicycle Bill » Mon Mar 11, 2019 2:38 pm
Bible scholars have found reference to computers in the Old Testament — specifically in Exodus, chapters 19 and 20, when Moses went to Mt. Sinai and received the Ten Commandments.
It is the first recorded instance of someone downloading a file from the cloud onto a tablet.
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
Econoline
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by Econoline » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:54 pm
Have you ever noticed that Mick Jagger never wears sweaters with unsightly holes in them? It's because a rolling stone gathers no moths.
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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God @The Tweet of God
Bicycle Bill
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by Bicycle Bill » Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:17 am
If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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by BoSoxGal » Wed Mar 13, 2019 3:38 am
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
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by MajGenl.Meade » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:50 pm
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
Econoline
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by Econoline » Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:05 pm
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
—
God @The Tweet of God
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Tue Apr 02, 2019 12:54 am
Bicycle Bill
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by Bicycle Bill » Tue Apr 02, 2019 3:59 pm
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?