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Re: garden of eatin'

Postby Bicycle Bill » Sun Mar 10, 2019 3:45 pm

wesw wrote:nah, I ll stick with antifa halfwit....., that is my picture of you....

Sorry, most every definition of 'antifa' I've ever seen refers to someone who is a member of an organization that espouses leftist causes, advocates direct action and confrontation allegedly involving property damage and violence.

I am not a member of any sort of 'organized' political group — to quote Marx (Groucho, not Karl), "I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member", and to date my only 'direct action' other than making sure I am registered to vote and then doing so has been to sign a petition calling for the recall of our former Governor, Snottie Wanker, back in 2011.  And we all know how that played out — Scottie-boy's puppetmasters, the Koch Brothers, flooded Wisconsin with special-interest and PAC money and basically bought him off the hook, which is one of the biggest things that has turned me off of the Republican party over the past ten years.

As far as the 'half-wit' designation, I won't bother to contest that other than to say that if I wanted to become a member (see my earlier reference to Groucho), I would be accepted into MENSA.  Can you make the same statement?

So once again, you are so far off-base that even a one-eyed, myopic pitcher with a sprained arm could pick you off.
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Re: garden of eatin'

Postby wesw » Sun Mar 10, 2019 7:35 pm

well..., yes,i tested in the 98 th percentile, at one time....

I got all 12-9 stanine scores in 8th grade, with one 11-9 in math.....

and I got the second highest score in my high school on the ASVAB a 93/91.....

they recruited me for years, but I was too stupid to sign up....

I wish I had gone into the Seabees when I had the chance....

they were realy pushing me to air traffic control cause Reagan had dropped the hammer on the civilian controllers.....

I qualified for anyfield I wanted tho.....

but those things are not important.

what is important is that I buried my jeep in the back yard earlier....

....two hours later.....

...it is free!!!!!

I had dug trenches to drain my garden and was gonna make a few ruts in existing swales in my yard toward the drain in the center of our block....

weeeelll...., I accidentally, and stupid ly, went throw an area that I had plowed last year, and voila!!!! I buried that bitch!

one thirty foot hemp tow rope, one 2-1/2 ton come-a-long about ten feet of chain and I was able to get to my truck on the side road and pull it out...

not to mention that I had to dig a bit and stuff yesterdays tree trimmings into the ruts for traction.....

no biggie, just a day in the life of your average dumb ass.....
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Re: garden of eatin'

Postby wesw » Sun Mar 10, 2019 7:46 pm

crap. I have a blister!

I can t remember the last time I had a blister.

left middle finger, from the darned shovel.

I am getting soft.
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Garden Of Eatin'

Postby RayThom » Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:03 pm

wesw, I'm absolutely impressed by your tremendous "Trump-stistics."

Except for burying a Jeep, this is the stuff that Repug presidents are made of.

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Re: garden of eatin'

Postby wesw » Sun Mar 10, 2019 11:58 pm

at least trump is serving now.

what am I doin'?
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Re: garden of eatin'

Postby wesw » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:14 pm

planting day!!!!!

time to strap on the old exoskeleton again, and finish tilling my patch.

then?

peas and taters going in!!!!!

a little late, but it should be fine.
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Re: garden of eatin'

Postby RayThom » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:33 pm

wesw wrote:... time to strap on the old exoskeleton again, and finish tilling my patch.

peas and taters going to pack it in!!!!!


wesw is this the exoskeleton you re strapping on

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Re: garden of eatin'

Postby Bicycle Bill » Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:22 pm

Looks like something out of the "Art Dicko" school of design.
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Re: garden of eatin'

Postby ex-khobar Andy » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:40 am

Bicycle Bill wrote:Looks like something out of the "Art Dicko" school of design.
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More Dildaism, I think.
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Re: garden of eatin'

Postby wesw » Fri Mar 15, 2019 9:07 pm

no, a man has to know his limitations....

....maybe if it was smaller

the old prostate ain t as small as iy used to be.....

I d sure like to unwrap that package tho.....
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Re: garden of eatin'

Postby wesw » Mon Mar 18, 2019 2:40 pm

I ve been watching tonnes of videos on gardening and such....

making natural wine seems fairly easy to do.

I have tonnes of mulberries in the yard and my raspberry patch, plus I know where the wild raspberry patch is that I scored my original plants from.

a little untreated honey, for the added wild yeast to speed things up and it should be easy.

really don t need the honey.

the yeast on the berries and in the air will eventually do the job.

I m gonna try it!!!!!
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Re: garden of eatin'

Postby Lord Jim » Mon Mar 18, 2019 3:21 pm

Oh goodie...

Just what you need wes...

More alcohol...
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Re: garden of eatin'

Postby wesw » Mon Mar 18, 2019 3:30 pm

hey it is either that or opiates.

I feel my pain.

;)

I have stopped recreating with alcohol tho.

purely medicinal now.

speaking of which, that f-ing garden is kicking my ass.

we d damned sure better have a zombie apocalypse....

...I m gonna be pissed if I did all this for nothing!!!!

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Re: garden of eatin'

Postby Bicycle Bill » Mon Mar 18, 2019 3:59 pm

wesw wrote:making natural wine seems fairly easy to do.

I have tonnes of mulberries in the yard and my raspberry patch, plus I know where the wild raspberry patch is that I scored my original plants from.

Shouldn't that be 'tuns' of mulberries if you're thinking of making wine?
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garden of eatin'

Postby RayThom » Mon Mar 18, 2019 4:04 pm

wesw wrote:hey it is either that (alcohol) or opiates.

I feel my pain.


hey wesw they re all drugs.

try some fentanyl before giving up on opiates altogether.
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Re: garden of eatin'

Postby wesw » Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:21 pm

hey, send me some poppie seeds, we ll see what happens!!!!!
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Re: garden of eatin'

Postby dales » Tue Mar 19, 2019 2:37 am

Nothing.

The poppy seeds sold in garden stores have been chemically-altered to remove the psycho-active properties.

Go chew on Salvia Divinorum, wes.

It's legal in the USA.*


A very short acting but intense trip.

From Wiki:

Salvia divinorum (also known as sage of the diviners, ska maría pastora, seer's sage, yerba de la pastora or simply salvia) is a plant species with transient psychoactive properties when its leaves are consumed by chewing, smoking or as a tea.[2] The leaves contain opioid-like compounds that induce hallucinations.[3] Because the plant has not been well-studied in high-quality clinical research, little is known about its toxicology, adverse effects, or safety over long-term consumption.[2][3] Its native habitat is cloud forest in the isolated Sierra Mazateca of Oaxaca, Mexico, where it grows in shady, moist locations.[4][5] The plant grows to over a meter high,[1] has hollow square stems like others in the mint family Lamiaceae, large leaves, and occasional white flowers with violet calyxes. Botanists have not determined whether Salvia divinorum is a cultigen or a hybrid because native plants reproduce vegetatively and rarely produce viable seed.[6][7]



*Banned in some states (prolly the red neck backwoods boondocks no one cares about).


One can find it in head shops in CALIFORNIA.

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Re: garden of eatin'

Postby wesw » Tue Mar 19, 2019 3:40 am

no thanks dale

I ve heard about salvia, but not interested.

there are sites to get real opium poppy seeds, many kinds, and they are legal to grow, just not to harvest for opium

I m too scared to order them.

I m probably on enough lists.... :shock:
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Re: garden of eatin'

Postby wesw » Tue Mar 19, 2019 3:44 am

now if I had a cow pasture nearby....
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Re: garden of eatin'

Postby dales » Wed Mar 20, 2019 12:52 am


Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:37 pm
Nothing.

The poppy seeds sold in garden stores have been chemically-altered to remove the psycho-active properties.



I mis-posted.


Not poppy seeds that have been stripped of their psycho-active properties but morning glory seeds which if consumed in large enough quantities, can mimic an LSD experience.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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