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Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:53 pm
Is there anything this toad will not lie about?
Scooter
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Location: Toronto, ON
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by Scooter » Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:39 pm
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
Econoline
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Location: DeKalb, Illinois...out amidst the corn, soybeans, and Republicans
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by Econoline » Sat Jun 15, 2019 12:33 am
A statement from the Prince of Whales (with apologies to Messrs. Melville and Dick):
"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering weasel-haired cocksplat; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned hoofwanking bunglecunt!"
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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God @The Tweet of God
Bicycle Bill
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Location: Living in a suburb of Berkeley on the Prairie along with my Yellow Rose of Texas
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by Bicycle Bill » Sat Jun 15, 2019 1:19 am
Or maybe the theme music from the movie "And Then There Were None."
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
Scooter
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by Scooter » Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:00 am
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
RayThom
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by RayThom » Tue Jun 18, 2019 4:19 pm
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
Scooter
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by Scooter » Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:02 pm
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
Econoline
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Location: DeKalb, Illinois...out amidst the corn, soybeans, and Republicans
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by Econoline » Tue Jun 18, 2019 9:09 pm
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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God @The Tweet of God
Scooter
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Location: Toronto, ON
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by Scooter » Wed Jun 19, 2019 6:26 pm
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
Scooter
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by Scooter » Wed Jun 19, 2019 6:56 pm
Mexico Agrees to Pay for Trump’s Psychiatric Care
MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—Hoping to resolve the seemingly intractable conflict over immigration, Mexico surprised the world on Thursday by agreeing to pay for Donald J. Trump’s psychiatric care.
Speaking to reporters, the Mexican President, Enrique Peña Nieto, said that he had authorized funding for the psychiatry and proclaimed, “Work on Donald Trump could begin tomorrow.”
Peña Nieto displayed several photographs showing prototypes of therapists, including a bearded Freudian analyst who he said came highly recommended.
While some Mexican taxpayers argued that a full course of psychiatric treatment could prove more costly than a border wall, Peña Nieto warned against skimping on such a necessary expense.
“When the safety and security of the world is at stake, eight hundred dollars an hour is a bargain,” he said, but added that Mexico would try to find a therapist who takes insurance.
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
Scooter
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by Scooter » Wed Jun 19, 2019 6:59 pm
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
RayThom
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by RayThom » Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:18 pm
Lock him up... lock him up.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
Econoline
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Location: DeKalb, Illinois...out amidst the corn, soybeans, and Republicans
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by Econoline » Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:15 am
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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God @The Tweet of God
Scooter
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Location: Toronto, ON
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by Scooter » Thu Jun 20, 2019 3:02 am
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
Scooter
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by Scooter » Thu Jun 20, 2019 3:03 am
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
Scooter
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by Scooter » Thu Jun 20, 2019 3:29 am
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
RayThom
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by RayThom » Thu Jun 20, 2019 4:15 am
I like that, very clever. As I read this Sirling's voice resonated in my head.
"A Passage for Trump" is episode 32 of the American television series The Twilight Zone."
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
Scooter
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by Scooter » Thu Jun 20, 2019 5:08 am
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
Scooter
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by Scooter » Thu Jun 20, 2019 5:09 am
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
Scooter
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by Scooter » Thu Jun 20, 2019 5:10 am
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell