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RayThom
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by RayThom » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:27 pm
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
Long Run
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by Long Run » Tue Jun 25, 2019 11:02 pm
That's the Ray we know, and no. Here are a couple more.
Haven't you had enough? Both of you! My god, can't you see it's all over! Your bloody egos don't matter anymore. We're dead!
A prayer's as good as bayonet on a day like this.
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Tue Jun 25, 2019 11:44 pm
I know this one, it's one of my all time favorites, but I don't feel like answering it...
Long Run
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by Long Run » Tue Jun 25, 2019 11:48 pm
Well, if that is your attitude . . .
Death waits you! You have made a covenant with death, and with Hell you are in agreement. You're all going to die! Don't you realize? Can't you see? You're all going to die! Die! Death awaits you all!
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Wed Jun 26, 2019 11:41 am
Be quiet now will you, there's a good gentleman, you'll upset the lads...
Big RR
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by Big RR » Wed Jun 26, 2019 12:47 pm
somehow I keep thinking of something like Greenwich Mean Time.
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Long Run
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by Long Run » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:30 pm
Even if you've never seen this movie, if you know your military alphabet that would be the end of this.
Pvt. C: Why is it us? Why us?
Sergeant B: Because we're here, lad. Nobody else. Just us.
RayThom
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by RayThom » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:46 pm
Even if you've never seen this movie, if you know your military alphabet that would be the end of this.
A = 'Able' or 'Alpha'?
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
Long Run
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by Long Run » Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:33 pm
Only 24 more letters to try Ray.
[to a wounded soldier]
Surgeon: This is going to hurt you a lot more than it will me, I'm happy to say.
RayThom
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by RayThom » Thu Jun 27, 2019 2:23 am
(B = 'Baker' or 'Bravo'?)
Three down... 23 to go.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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by MajGenl.Meade » Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:47 am
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Thu Jun 27, 2019 2:34 pm
Surely you geste...
MajGenl.Meade
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by MajGenl.Meade » Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:01 pm
Subtle, James. Subtle! Here goes the right answer:
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:22 pm
I'm having a hard time imagining an answer that could possibly be more wrong...
Econoline
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by Econoline » Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:52 pm
*SIGH*
To spare us from
> 20 more joke answers from Ray...
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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God @The Tweet of God
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:16 pm
My favorite scene...(in fact one of my favorite film scenes of all time...)
Welshmen will not yield...
They came to build a bridge...
Long Run
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by Long Run » Fri Jun 28, 2019 12:05 am
Lieutenant John Chard: I came here to build a bridge.
And, of course, Econoline has the correct answer. Jim managed to stroke Ray's ego while critiquing his entry:
Lord Jim wrote: I'm having a hard time imagining an answer that could possibly be more wrong...
See if you can top that Econo.
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Fri Jun 28, 2019 12:23 am
Ray is getting credit for Meade's tomfoolery...
Long Run
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by Long Run » Fri Jun 28, 2019 12:26 am
Lord Jim wrote: Ray is getting credit for Meade's tomfoolery...
Whoops, my mistake. Makes sense that a major or a general or a major general would crack wise about a colonel. Put me in the klink.
RayThom
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by RayThom » Fri Jun 28, 2019 3:29 am
Lord Jim wrote: Ray is getting credit for Meade's tomfoolery...
Yeah, that's my beef, too.
If anybody is going to be accused of tomfoolery it should be me. Check out any one of my posts. I know where my strengths lie.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”