We all love puns
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So much for the "love"....
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Feel better?
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Then he misheard what he took as better advice and ended up going over to Germany to look for Herr Nosenthroat.
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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Clever, and I can see where he got that from. But there are two basic inaccuracies.
Besides the more common term "the clap", another slang term for gonorrhea was "the drip". The Donald's rampages are hardly a drip at a time; once he's warmed up and sounding off it's more like a fire hose at full force.
Secondly, gonorrhea can be cured. I'm afraid once someone (like lib or wesw, for example) has been infected by Trump's effluence, it is terminal.
-"BB"-
Besides the more common term "the clap", another slang term for gonorrhea was "the drip". The Donald's rampages are hardly a drip at a time; once he's warmed up and sounding off it's more like a fire hose at full force.
Secondly, gonorrhea can be cured. I'm afraid once someone (like lib or wesw, for example) has been infected by Trump's effluence, it is terminal.
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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I am still amazed at Long Riun's chorus visual from almost a month ago. Jack Daniel's now comes in cans? How does one sip from such a container? I suppose it could be useful for passing around among friends 'til empty. Fur sure you are not gonna dilute it with ice cubes.
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Burning Petard wrote:I am still amazed at Long Riun's chorus visual from almost a month ago. Jack Daniel's now comes in cans? How does one sip from such a container? I suppose it could be useful for passing around among friends 'til empty. Fur sure you are not gonna dilute it with ice cubes.
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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Whiskey and Cola? That doesn't sound particularly good; ginger ale (a highball) or 7 up/sprite (like a 7 and 7), maybe, but cola? Does anyone here drink that?
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I never did but I did know a few people who drank Jack & Coke. It seemed sacrilegious to me. It's kinda like drinking a fine wine and adding sugar.
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To what? the Jack or the coke?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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If it was called Coke & Jack, I'd have said it's like taking a soft drink and adding turpentine.
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Only friend there has ever been that didn't do me wrong . . .
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
— God @The Tweet of God
— God @The Tweet of God
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For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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Re: We all love puns
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
— God @The Tweet of God
— God @The Tweet of God
Re: We all love puns
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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Re: We all love puns
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
-- Author unknown
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