We all love puns
- Bicycle Bill
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There comes a point in almost every woman's life when, as she reaches advanced age, she begins to accumulate cats.
The medical term for this condition is "manypaws".
-"BB"-
The medical term for this condition is "manypaws".
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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That reminds me of one I wrote years ago about a time in a woman's life when she reaches a certain age and loses interest in cooking. It's called menu pause.
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j0e...., that was really bad....
yer killing me....
"hey j0e..., where y0u g0in' with that pun in y0ur hand? " b00m ba d00m ba dum b00m...., "hey j0e.... where y0u g0in' with that pun in y0ur hand"?
yer killing me....
"hey j0e..., where y0u g0in' with that pun in y0ur hand? " b00m ba d00m ba dum b00m...., "hey j0e.... where y0u g0in' with that pun in y0ur hand"?
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Academic debate about whether the Americas were first discovered by Vikings or earlier by ancient Greeks as evidenced by maps, were eventually put to rest by a simple argument.
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Under no circumstances is it correct to put the cartographer before the Norse
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Under no circumstances is it correct to put the cartographer before the Norse
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
We all love puns
The 10 funniest jokes of the 2019 Edinburgh Fringe
1. I keep randomly shouting out “Broccoli” and “Cauliflower”. I think I might have Florets. – Olaf Falafel
2. Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy. – Richard Stott
3. What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh. – Milton Jones
4. A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, “Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows.” – Jake Lambert
5. A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it. – Ross Smith
6. Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning. – Ross Smith
7. I accidentally booked myself on to an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it. – Adele Cliff
8. After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging. – Richard Pulsford
9. To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian. – Mark Simmons
10. I’ve got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts. – Ivo Graham
1. I keep randomly shouting out “Broccoli” and “Cauliflower”. I think I might have Florets. – Olaf Falafel
2. Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy. – Richard Stott
3. What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh. – Milton Jones
4. A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, “Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows.” – Jake Lambert
5. A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it. – Ross Smith
6. Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning. – Ross Smith
7. I accidentally booked myself on to an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it. – Adele Cliff
8. After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging. – Richard Pulsford
9. To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian. – Mark Simmons
10. I’ve got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts. – Ivo Graham
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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- Bicycle Bill
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-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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No: it's called turning down the bed.MajGenl.Meade wrote:
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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We all love puns
That's not just a gay issue.
My ex wife and I would often share similar profundity.
My ex wife and I would often share similar profundity.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
— God @The Tweet of God
— God @The Tweet of God
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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Re: We all love puns
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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Re: We all love puns
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
-- Author unknown
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Re: We all love puns
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
-- Author unknown
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