We all love puns
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Not really a pun but I'm putting it here. Chess sayin' . . .
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What was PacMan's favorite cooking utensil?
A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok....
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A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok....
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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Not funny
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
— God @The Tweet of God
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The world needs more vegetable-based puns in order to fight climate change. Lettuce be grateful for this one.
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A priest, an imam and a rabbit went into a blood bank.
The rabbit said, "I think I'm a type O"
The rabbit said, "I think I'm a type O"
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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I don't carrot all about vegetable-based puns. In order to radish of them, we should beet the bushes and squash every one we find.ex-khobar Andy wrote: ↑Mon Apr 13, 2020 2:27 pmThe world needs more vegetable-based puns in order to fight climate change. Lettuce be grateful for this one.
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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I knew there had to be something there, Meade: but I have to admit that it took me a full 15 or 20 seconds to find it. Nice one.MajGenl.Meade wrote: ↑Mon Apr 13, 2020 3:58 pmA priest, an imam and a rabbit went into a blood bank.
The rabbit said, "I think I'm a type O"
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Gen'l, I salute you! It took me much longer than 20 seconds to figure that one out. Beautiful
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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I was pulling off my boxers in bed last night. The wife said to me, “You spoil those dogs.”
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts