We all love puns
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What's the opposite of isolate?
Yousoearly.
Yousoearly.
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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My 4-year-old nephew was injured playing "Peek a boo"
He's in ICU
He's in ICU
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From The Week:
This week's question: Queen guitarist Brian May, 72, is recuperating after tearing his gluteus maximus during a moment of over-enthusiastic gardening in lockdown. The pain in his buttock, he said, "is relentless." If a classic rock band were to write a song about the thrills and dangers of gardening, what should the track be titled?
Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Name X
RESULTS:
THE WINNER: "I Fought the Lawn, and the Lawn Won"
Alan W. Debban, Woodbridge, Virginia
SECOND PLACE: "Weeds Will Rock You"
Laurel Wroten, Petaluma, California
THIRD PLACE: "Rake on Through (To the Other Side)"
Andy Roman, Greenacres, Florida
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"Don't Stop the Weedin'"
Adam Kupec, Pittsburgh
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I would have tried . . . something topical
Bumhuman Rapsweedy
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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That's why there are no rock pigeon concerts.
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This is what it sounds like
When doves cry
When doves cry
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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Well it's not a pun but I didn't know where else to put it.
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Personally, I think the statues would be more inclined to get even with the pigeons.
-"BB"-
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts