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Honey dew, d'oh.

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What's the opposite of isolate?

Yousoearly.
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My 4-year-old nephew was injured playing "Peek a boo"

He's in ICU
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From The Week:
This week's question: Queen guitarist Brian May, 72, is recuperating after tearing his gluteus maximus during a moment of over-enthusiastic gardening in lockdown. The pain in his buttock, he said, "is relentless." If a classic rock band were to write a song about the thrills and dangers of gardening, what should the track be titled?

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"Don't Stop the Weedin'"
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I would have tried . . . something topical

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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?

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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?

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That's why there are no rock pigeon concerts.

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This is what it sounds like
When doves cry
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Well it's not a pun but I didn't know where else to put it.

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Personally, I think the statues would be more inclined to get even with the pigeons.
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