Why did the (blank) cross the road?
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Why did the detective cross the road?
To get to the homicide.
-"BB"-
To get to the homicide.
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
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Why did the pig cross the road?
Because the chicken told him to tear gas protesters for a photo op.
Because the chicken told him to tear gas protesters for a photo op.
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Why did the pedant cross the road?
To find out why the gas protesters should be torn up
To find out why the gas protesters should be torn up
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Why did Mead cross the road? To find something to wine about.
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Why did @W cross the road?
Because there was a puppy and a toddler on the other side and they were irritating her.
Because there was a puppy and a toddler on the other side and they were irritating her.
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Why did the puppy and the toddler cross @w? To get a free trip.
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Why did Darren cross the road?
What other side?
What other side?
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Why did BSG cross the road?
Because she motherfucking cunt bastard asshole shitwad wanted to cross the fucked up road and wants Trump to die, so fuck off.
Because she motherfucking cunt bastard asshole shitwad wanted to cross the fucked up road and wants Trump to die, so fuck off.
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For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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Why did wesw cross the road?
He never did, he's still trying to figure out how.
He never did, he's still trying to figure out how.
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
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He couldn't. He had to cr0ss the r0ad, instead.
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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— God @The Tweet of God
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Why did Trump cross the road twice?
He always double-crosses
He always double-crosses
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Why did Biden cross the road?
He forgot
He forgot
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Why did lib cross the road?
See, there were these black kids, second-graders, approaching me on my side
See, there were these black kids, second-graders, approaching me on my side
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Why did Meade cross the road? It wasn't a road; more of a Longstreet.