We all love puns
- Bicycle Bill
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Re: We all love puns
What do you get if you have a topless brunette spreading suntan lotion on the back of a topless blonde at the beach?
Your camera — quick!!
-"BB"-
Your camera — quick!!
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
Re: We all love puns
Bicycle Bill wrote: ↑Mon Nov 02, 2020 4:09 amWhat do you get if you have a topless brunette spreading suntan lotion on the back of a topless blonde at the beach?
Your camera — quick!!
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For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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Re: We all love puns
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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Re: We all love puns
That is the kind of pun that will result in a lot of a loin time.
Re: We all love puns
What do you get when you grab a pig's butt?
Pork buns.
I know. Jowl don't think it's funny.
Pork buns.
I know. Jowl don't think it's funny.
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Re: We all love puns
This was so funny I wet my plants.
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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Re: We all love puns
There's tree of them.
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Re: We all love puns
If you notice cows sleeping in a field, does that mean it's pasture bedtime?
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Re: We all love puns
Fake moos.
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I smell bull.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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I'll take Pitted Olives for 10 fingers, Alex.
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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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German children are kinder.
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
Re: We all love puns
This sort of fit either the puns or pandemic humour, take your pick:
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
-- Author unknown
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Re: We all love puns
Hahahahaha!
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan