We all love puns

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What do you get if you have a topless brunette spreading suntan lotion on the back of a topless blonde at the beach?

Your camera — quick!!
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Bicycle Bill wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 02, 2020 4:09 am
 What do you get if you have a topless brunette spreading suntan lotion on the back of a topless blonde at the beach?

Your camera — quick!!
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That is the kind of pun that will result in a lot of a loin time.
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What do you get when you grab a pig's butt?

Pork buns.

I know. Jowl don't think it's funny.
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This was so funny I wet my plants.
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There's tree of them.
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If you notice cows sleeping in a field, does that mean it's pasture bedtime?
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Fake moos.
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I smell bull.
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I'll take Pitted Olives for 10 fingers, Alex.
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White privilege doesn't mean your life isn't hard. It means your skin colour isn't making it harder.

What goes on in a woman's uterus is none of your fucking business.

Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It's not pie.
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German children are kinder.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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This sort of fit either the puns or pandemic humour, take your pick:

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White privilege doesn't mean your life isn't hard. It means your skin colour isn't making it harder.

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Hahahahaha!
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