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Bicycle Bill
Posts: 9713 Joined: Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:10 pm
Location: Surrounded by Trumptards in Rockland, WI – a small rural village in La Crosse County
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by Bicycle Bill » Mon Nov 02, 2020 4:09 am
What do you get if you have a topless brunette spreading suntan lotion on the back of a topless blonde at the beach?
Your camera — quick!!
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
BoSoxGal
Posts: 19514 Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:36 pm
Location: The Heart of Red Sox Nation
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by BoSoxGal » Mon Nov 02, 2020 4:20 am
Bicycle Bill wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 02, 2020 4:09 am
What do you get if you have a topless brunette spreading suntan lotion on the back of a topless blonde at the beach?
Your camera — quick!!
-"BB"-
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
Econoline
Posts: 9607 Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2010 6:25 pm
Location: DeKalb, Illinois...out amidst the corn, soybeans, and Republicans
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by Econoline » Tue Nov 03, 2020 12:58 am
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
—
God @The Tweet of God
Long Run
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by Long Run » Tue Nov 03, 2020 4:57 pm
That is the kind of pun that will result in a lot of a loin time.
Joe Guy
Posts: 14964 Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:40 pm
Location: Redweird City, California
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by Joe Guy » Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:29 pm
What do you get when you grab a pig's butt?
Pork buns.
I know. Jowl don't think it's funny.
Bicycle Bill
Posts: 9713 Joined: Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:10 pm
Location: Surrounded by Trumptards in Rockland, WI – a small rural village in La Crosse County
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by Bicycle Bill » Wed Nov 04, 2020 6:48 am
This was so funny I wet my plants.
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
Econoline
Posts: 9607 Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2010 6:25 pm
Location: DeKalb, Illinois...out amidst the corn, soybeans, and Republicans
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by Econoline » Sat Nov 07, 2020 5:09 am
If you notice cows sleeping in a field, does that mean it's pasture bedtime?
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
—
God @The Tweet of God
BoSoxGal
Posts: 19514 Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:36 pm
Location: The Heart of Red Sox Nation
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by BoSoxGal » Sat Nov 07, 2020 3:33 pm
I smell bull.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
MajGenl.Meade
Posts: 21183 Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:51 am
Location: Groot Brakrivier
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by MajGenl.Meade » Sat Nov 07, 2020 4:32 pm
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
Long Run
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by Long Run » Mon Nov 09, 2020 1:57 am
I'll take Pitted Olives for 10 fingers, Alex.
MajGenl.Meade
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by MajGenl.Meade » Mon Nov 16, 2020 7:59 pm
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
Scooter
Posts: 17068 Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:04 pm
Location: Toronto, ON
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by Scooter » Tue Nov 17, 2020 5:15 pm
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
dales
Posts: 10922 Joined: Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:13 am
Location: SF Bay Area - NORTH California - USA
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by dales » Tue Nov 17, 2020 7:02 pm
German children are kinder.
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
Scooter
Posts: 17068 Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:04 pm
Location: Toronto, ON
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by Scooter » Thu Nov 19, 2020 6:21 pm
This sort of fit either the puns or pandemic humour, take your pick:
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
Scooter
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Location: Toronto, ON
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by Scooter » Fri Nov 20, 2020 5:33 pm
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
BoSoxGal
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Location: The Heart of Red Sox Nation
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by BoSoxGal » Mon Nov 23, 2020 5:48 pm
Hahahahaha!
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan