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Good one meade. :lol:
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Big RR wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:59 pm
 :lol:

That reminds me of a question I have always had about the Little Drummer Boy song; why did the ox and lamb have to keep time--isn't that what a drum does?
I assume they were there with a stopwatch, to make sure LD Boy didn't go on too long...you know, not any more than 3 or 4 minutes. Get him off and the next act on before the audience gets too restless...
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The ox was there for the low notes.

Unfortunately he woke baby Jesus
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Econoline wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 08, 2020 5:15 am
Big RR wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:59 pm
 :lol:

That reminds me of a question I have always had about the Little Drummer Boy song; why did the ox and lamb have to keep time--isn't that what a drum does?
I assume they were there with a stopwatch, to make sure LD Boy didn't go on too long...you know, not any more than 3 or 4 minutes. Get him off and the next act on before the audience gets too restless...
Well he wasn't the star of Bethlehem.
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MajGenl.Meade wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:36 am
 The ox was there for the low notes.

Unfortunately he woke baby Jesus
Did he tell him "pull my hoof"?
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No. He sang "Oh night bovine"
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Lol
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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That first one took about a minute
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Crackpot wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:35 pm
 That first one took about a minute
You must not have had a wonderful life.
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Crackpot wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:35 pm
That first one took about a minute
Might have worked better if the wings weren't quite so misshapen.
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Scooter wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 12, 2020 10:13 pm
Crackpot wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:35 pm
That first one took about a minute
Might have worked better if the wings weren't quite so misshapen.
The word ‘wings’ right there wasn’t a dead giveaway?
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(The rest of you will probably find it too divisive....)
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Give it a rest, Scooter.
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That must be the score for the brass section.
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MajGenl.Meade wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:22 am
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You won't know if it's on fire until you open it?
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