Dear god. You know things are grim when the most exciting event of my fortnight, is a trip to Lidl in Penzance to do my fortnightly shopping.
Even worse, I actually was looking forward to it, as it's the social highlight of my calendar!
Life's bland
Life's bland
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Life's bland
I cut my toenails tonight. I think I have you beat.
Re: Life's bland
The highlight of my day is watching my dog take a dump.
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
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Re: Life's bland
The highlight of my day is reading about Dales watching his dog take a dump.