(credit: Marcus Bales)The King had left his son and heir in charge
And went off on crusade to save his soul.
The son indulged his taste for living large
By killing serfs, each head stuck on a pole.
This pissed the peasants off and they rebelled
To punish what they saw as bad ambition.
As they besieged the castle that he held
They took the heads off poles for ammunition
To catapult at people on the wall.
And after missing twice they saw the third
Kill the heir from quite a longish fall.
It's fun to think the final thing he heard
. . . . .Came suddenly from that descending whistle:
. . . . .The first known use of a serf-face-to-heir missile.
We all love puns
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Econoline
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Re: We all love puns
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
— God @The Tweet of God
— God @The Tweet of God
Re: We all love puns
DEI: Definitely Earned It
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
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Econoline
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Re: We all love puns
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
— God @The Tweet of God
— God @The Tweet of God
Re: We all love puns
Stealing
DEI: Definitely Earned It
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
Re: We all love puns
DEI: Definitely Earned It
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
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Econoline
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Re: We all love puns
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
— God @The Tweet of God
— God @The Tweet of God
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Econoline
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Re: We all love puns
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
— God @The Tweet of God
— God @The Tweet of God
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ex-khobar Andy
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Re: We all love puns
Second person plural of amo is amatis, not amatus. Some things don't leave you, even if I have trouble remembering my current license plate.
Re: We all love puns
DEI: Definitely Earned It
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
Re: We all love puns
DEI: Definitely Earned It
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
Re: We all love puns
DEI: Definitely Earned It
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
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ex-khobar Andy
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Re: We all love puns
And of course it was "Tom," the jumped up chauffeur, who led that nice Lady Sybil astray. A sort of Meghan of his day.
Re: We all love puns
DEI: Definitely Earned It
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
Re: We all love puns
DEI: Definitely Earned It
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
Re: We all love puns
DEI: Definitely Earned It
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
“Because you have to be twice as good to get half as far.”
—The Ancestors
“I'm not courageous, I'm surrounded by cowards”
—Adam Kinzinger
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MajGenl.Meade
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Re: We all love puns
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Econoline
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Re: We all love puns
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
— God @The Tweet of God
— God @The Tweet of God
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Bicycle Bill
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Re: We all love puns
I'll show myself out ......
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?