We all love puns

[MajGenl.Meade]

[BoSoxGal]

Ouch!

[Econoline]

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[Joe Guy]

Yes, they are...




Who?

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[ex-khobar Andy]

[Long Run]

Just heard that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer.

[Econoline]

[Joe Guy]

Florists deflowered?

[Long Run]

[Bicycle Bill]

That;s ALMOST as bad as the one about the person driving a youth sports group to a meet outside Moscow in a snowstorm.  The windshield wipers couldn't keep up with the blizzard, and the driver was at a loss for what to do.

Suddenly, one of the youths offered to sit outside, on the front of the car, and by slapping on the fender (one for left, two for right, three for stop) he would direct the driver to the venue.  The driver agreed, and in this manner they made it safely.

All because of a little Red, riding hood.

-"BB"-

[eddieq]

Two nuns were traveling through Europe via car. As they started through a small town just after dark, a vampire jumped onto the hood of the car and began to menace them. The younger nun was driving and asked the other nun, "What should I do?" to which the older nun replied, "Show him your cross". So the young nun rolled down the window, shook her fist and yelled, "Get the fuck off my car!"

[Econoline]

Somebody CALL THE POLICE!!!

[BoSoxGal]

Ladies and gentleman, I present you with perhaps the longest pun ever.

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean

all go to a bar..

The doorman stops them and says "I'm sorry, but I can’t let you in without a Thai."

[MajGenl.Meade]

[ex-khobar Andy]

Nice one BSG.

[Burning Petard]

Oh yes thank you BSG. That one belongs in the record book right next to 'longest title for a pop song' which for decades was held by Ozzie Nelson, of Ozzie & Harriet tv fame.

I shall carefully place it in my archives to be treasured for ever.

snailgate

[Scooter]

[Econoline]

[Guinevere]

Also applicable to the “Dad joke” category.

[Scooter]