I couldn't watch for long because after a short while I needed to check under my bed for a communist and then checked each room for hidden listening devices and cameras that may have been planted by someone from China or maybe even the MAGA patriot rebel coalition. I made a clean sweep and found nothing so I think I'm safe....for now.
Then there was a commercial for this thing, selling for only $19.95:
It even has his inmate number on it! What a deal!! You can get it at Amazon but it's more expensive at $24.95. The reviews are good though.
Actual reviews...
"High quality and packaged well"
"I will "never surrender" this treasure"
"Great Product just like the one on tv, highly recommend for any patriot of the best president ever"
After I watched the commercial I turned off the TV but I don't feel secure at home anymore.