Needs a bigger pet carrier

Got jokes? Funny images? Your tales of disaster? Youtube links?
Post them and share them.
Let the world laugh with you, (more fun if it's at you!)
Post Reply
User avatar
Gob
Posts: 33646
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:40 am

Needs a bigger pet carrier

Post by Gob »

A man has been captured on CCTV trying to board a train accompanied by a pony.

Image


Shocked staff watched as the man tried to get on the train at Wrexham General station with the white pony in tow

After a conductor refused him entry, the man returned to the ticket booth where he tried to buy two tickets - for himself and the animal.

Arriva Trains Wales (ATW) said horses were not permitted on safety grounds. The RSPCA said it was concerned and was viewing the CCTV tapes.

The man tried to travel on Saturday's 1902 BST service to Holyhead on Anglesey with his four-legged companion.

The ATW spokeswoman said: "Arriva Trains Wales allows dogs and small animals to travel on-board trains.

"All animals, except dogs, must be conveyed within a fully enclosed basket or pet carrier with dimensions not exceeding 85 x 60 x 60cm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-13437279
Bet he was a pikey..
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

User avatar
Sean
Posts: 5826
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:17 am
Location: Gold Coast

Re: Needs a bigger pet carrier

Post by Sean »

Reminds me of a scene from the Commitments...

(Outside a block of flats)
Jimmy: You're not taking that horse in the lift are you?
Young boy: I have to, the stairs'd kill him!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

User avatar
The Hen
Posts: 5941
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:56 am

Re: Needs a bigger pet carrier

Post by The Hen »

Maybe if he had dressed it up in a 'horse' costume and bought two tickets for it, he could have pretended it was two of his mates?
Bah!

Image

User avatar
Miles
Posts: 960
Joined: Mon Apr 12, 2010 2:51 pm
Location: Butler Pa, USA

Re: Needs a bigger pet carrier

Post by Miles »

Perhaps he could ride the animal to his destination, after all it is a horse. :ok
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.

User avatar
The Hen
Posts: 5941
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:56 am

Re: Needs a bigger pet carrier

Post by The Hen »

Now there's a novel thought.
Bah!

Image

User avatar
Gob
Posts: 33646
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:40 am

Re: Needs a bigger pet carrier

Post by Gob »

Oh it gets better....
More images have emerged of places visited by a mystery man and his pony, including a hospital A&E department and a pub.
Image

Back of the queue... waiting to be seen at Wrexham A&E

Image

At the bar... customers were shocked when a man went to the bar with his pony
The animal was caught on CCTV waiting in line at the reception desk at Wrexham Maelor Hospital's emergency department.

Meanwhile, shoppers have also snapped pictures as the animal was led into a pub in Wrexham.

The RSPCA said it was concerned and was viewing CCTV tapes.

Retired teacher George Cawley, 62, was about to have a pub lunch with his wife last Friday when the man walked in "matter of fact" leading his pony.

He described it as a "crazy" scene which caused "uproar" among shoppers and customers, although the pony seemed relaxed and undistracted.

Mr Cawley explained after pub staff asked the man - and pony - to leave it was later seen tied up outside another pub in the town centre.

That was the same day the animal was taken into the A&E department where the man had asked for treatment for the animal from a doctor.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-13451965
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

User avatar
Gob
Posts: 33646
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:40 am

Re: Needs a bigger pet carrier

Post by Gob »

Gob wrote:
Bet he was a pikey..
Colour me psychic...
With his weathered Stetson and faithful steed, in another era he might have made a wily cowboy.

But leading his small grey pony through the tarmac streets of North Wales, this grey-haired traveller attracted confused glances and looked more than a little lost.

Now the mystery man who was caught on CCTV as he tried to lead his nag on to a train has been revealed to be Joe Pannell - a local gypsy with a string of animals.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1MqgsH4My
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

User avatar
Lord Jim
Posts: 29716
Joined: Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:44 pm
Location: TCTUTKHBDTMDITSAF

Re: Needs a bigger pet carrier

Post by Lord Jim »

Maybe it was a seeing-eye pony....
ImageImageImage

User avatar
Gob
Posts: 33646
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:40 am

Re: Needs a bigger pet carrier

Post by Gob »

Do you know they've now got eating dogs for anorexics...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

Post Reply