http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIrI80og8c
The First Rule Of Effective Comedy....
Re: The First Rule Of Effective Comedy....
Oh that's good! 
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: The First Rule Of Effective Comedy....
Wot? That old joke? It's usually in reference to a hot dog;
The oldest example on the net I can find is from 1996; but I know it's older than that;
The oldest example on the net I can find is from 1996; but I know it's older than that;
hot dog sutra (or one with everything)
“Make me one with everything,” the Buddhist monk said to the hot-dog vendor who was hawking food near the temple.
The vendor made a frank with mustard, ketchup, relish, and onions.� The monk took it and handed over a twenty-dollar bill.
The vendor stashed the cash in his apron and turned his attention to the next customer.
“But where’s my change?” the monk inquired.
“Change must come from within, my friend,” said the vendor.
