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I will revenge!!

Unread postby jonicajosldav » Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:01 am
Be not surprised to topic heading! I am simple in anger!!! And FURIOUSNESS!!! My girlfriend strikes with whom has got.
I revenge it to that I spread video with it where it is possible! Look!

Look video with this... On a clique on a picture!



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


In keeping with the mods request not to post in the threads, but this one is too funny.

He is simple in his anger.

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I know that one just begs to be made fun of. it's so good you almost wan't to give a "sympathy click" on the link
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Damn, it's gone... ;)
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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someone is tempting fate and I say we stick it to him.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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A polite spammer:
P.S. Excuse me for choosing "General stuff Tabloids" to leave a offer for men about plavix mechanism of action
www.theplanbforum.com - mighty site! Thanx!
Sorry, you're not excused.
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I am the first time visit here on this page and after that for a start i wishes to are saying hello to madams and sirs
Pexxa...

Is that you?

8-)
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I wish it were, how the hell to we get the state of play through to Pexxa?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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State of play? He can post where he chooses, you wanna play with him go to CSB. You can play with Gar there too. ;)

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Username: Pregnancy [ Administrate user ] [ Banning ] [ Test out user’s permissions ]
Age: 25
Occupation:
Get Pregnant
Interests:
How to get pregnant
Get fucked?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Ha. Now that's funny!
Bah!

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Gob wrote:
Username: Pregnancy [ Administrate user ] [ Banning ] [ Test out user’s permissions ]
Age: 25
Occupation:
Get Pregnant
Interests:
How to get pregnant
Get fucked?
That's what I like about this board...

It's so informative....

Ask a question, and somebody is sure to have an answer.... :D
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Gob wrote:
Username: Pregnancy [ Administrate user ] [ Banning ] [ Test out user’s permissions ]
Age: 25
Occupation:
Get Pregnant
Interests:
How to get pregnant
Get fucked?


Haaaaa!! Hahahahah :ok

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A MAN got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his decchair and found histesticles had become stuck between two slats of wood.
Yes, that definitely rates five stars in the "nasty surprise" department....
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And why that is one choice in a poll about maxi pad use, sorry, not quite getting the connection.

Wait a sec, I'm trying to make sense out of spam? Must not have gotten enough sleep after all...
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This will soon be sent to spam hell but I thought it was funny as hell:
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I understand those filching co-workers. Unfortunately they tend to filch lunch rather than clothes.

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That must have been through several bits of translation software to become that garbled ....

I mean what the fuck does this mean?
To detect the nonpareil women's suits pro every occurrence, you've approach to the dexter place.
Anybody??

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Daisy wrote:That must have been through several bits of translation software to become that garbled ....

I mean what the fuck does this mean?
To detect the nonpareil women's suits pro every occurrence, you've approach to the dexter place.
Anybody??
Oh that one's easy:

"To find the best women's suits for every occasion, you've come to the right place."

The misapplication of the latinate root words is hilarious, though.

ETA:
Here's what's stumping me: "Women's responsibility suits" and "look recompense congested." ?????????
GAH!

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Yeah, I'd like some of my clients to filch me seriously!
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Sue U wrote:ETA:
Here's what's stumping me: "Women's responsibility suits" and "look recompense congested." ?????????
"Look successful" for the second one. I'd guess the first had something to do with professionalism, except "professional" made it through the garbleling later in the add . . .
“I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” ~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg, paraphrasing Sarah Moore Grimké

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How do you get "successful" from "recompense congested"? "Clogged up with payment"? Maybe you have "money coming out your ass." :lol:
GAH!

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