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Gob
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Set the Essex girls on it..

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Police in Essex are investigating reports that a lion has been spotted in a field near St Osyth.

Residents have been advised to stay indoors after a large cat, believed to be a lion, was seen in fields off Earls Hall Drive just before 19:00 BST.

Essex police are working with experts from Colchester Zoo who believe the reports to be genuine after being shown a photograph by a member of the public.

Armed police have been drafted into the area, along with uniformed police.

A police helicopter is searching the area where it was spotted and anyone who sees the animal is advised to call 999.
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A lion has been spotted?

Are they sure it wasn't a leopard?
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:funee:
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if he's smart he'll seek status as an African political refugee and get put up in a country estate rather than a cage....
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From twitter:
Massive pussy, orange colour with long nails out and about in Essex. Yeah, good luck trying to find that one.
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ROTFLMCO!!!
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Off-topic ....

When did appearing to be the same colour as an Oompa Lumpa become fashionable?

I musta mist the advance warning.
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A lion loose in Essex --- has he no pride?
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No and so he has no lionessex to look forward to...
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Police have called off the search after the "lion" turned out to be a large domestic cat.

Any excuse to post this clip ...


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Another Twitter user uploaded a picture of three women scantily clad and tweeted: 'There are far scarier things on the loose in Essex than the escaped lion. We ran in terror from these beasts last night.'

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What is it about Dorito-coloured foundation that makes women decide to go for the "satsuma" look?

I don't get it.
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'Makes you proud to be British, doesn't it? Look at that chap training hard for the Paralympics.'
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