We all love puns

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Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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"When a man has so far corrupted and prostituted the chastity of his mind, as to subscribe his professional belief to things he does not believe, he has prepared himself for the commission of every other crime."

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"When a man has so far corrupted and prostituted the chastity of his mind, as to subscribe his professional belief to things he does not believe, he has prepared himself for the commission of every other crime."

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But he did have a Bacon number of 1.
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Q: If you die of obstipation what quantity of your body weight consists of excrement?

A: One turd.
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Unfortunately, she ended up with a stale mate.
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Joe Guy wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:29 am
 Unfortunately, she ended up with a stale mate.
Too late she remembered her mother's rye comment.  That's what happens when you think you're upper crust.
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He's such a heel.
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Not at all well-bread
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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ex-khobar Andy wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 29, 2021 3:43 pm
 He's such a heel.
Spelt that wrong.
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Now you’ve gone too farro.
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Just trying to leaven this thread.
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