We all love puns

[Econoline]

[datsunaholic]

Run by Counts?

[BoSoxGal]

Datsun swoops in with a moment of brilliance!

[Bicycle Bill]

And then, there are dictatorships run by .....    

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[Scooter]

And a bonus point for Bill!

[MajGenl.Meade]

Some countries are ruled by a

[Econoline]

Well...not quite a pun, but....?

[Bicycle Bill]

Why is it hard for kleptomaniacs to understand puns?

Because they are always taking things, literally.

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[Scooter]

[Long Run]

Scooter, that may be the worst one yet. Does remind me, though, of cleaning out my grandparents garage and finding dozens upon dozens of empty mayonnaise jars. If you go through the hard times of the first half of the 1900's, you never know when that stash might be useful.

[MGMcAnick]

you never know when that stash might be useful.

Yes you never know when you might want to leave something on Funk and Wagnall's front porch.

[Bicycle Bill]

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[Scooter]

Astronaut 1: “They just resupplied this ISS for Thanksgiving but they forgot some stuff. I can’t find milk for my coffee!”
Astronaut 2: “In space, no one can. Here - use cream.”

[Scooter]

[Bicycle Bill]

Of course, since my dad was originally a math teacher — and, well, I guess I do fit the classical definition of 'nerd' (as opposed to being a geek, which is a nerd with better social skills) — I got it immediately.

And just in case you were wondering about the difference between 'geek' and 'nerd' (as well as 'dork' and 'dweeb'), refer to the chart below.



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[Big RR]

I imagine it's true for many of us.

[Long Run]

[Bicycle Bill]

F I S H   A N D   C H I P S
(AMERICAN STYLE ....)



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[Econoline]

[Scooter]