Let me sleep on this

[Lord Jim]

Part III:

The similarities are greater than the differences. But you would have to be honest a complete idiot like me to admit believe that.

fixed.

[Lord Jim]

They look nothing alike, and have completely different designs for completely different purposes. It's self-evidently preposterous to try and claim that their "similarities are greater than the differences"; (the only reason rube is doing so is because he is so intellectually insecure that he'd rather look like a complete fool then admit to yet another fuck up, as he has shown on countless previous occasions)

It would be like trying to claim that "the similarities are greater than the differences" between an F-18 Fighter Jet and a tricycle because they both have three wheels...

Don't ever send rube out to pick you up a can of Shinola or a chicken salad sandwich; he's likely to come back with something that he thinks has "similarities greater than the differences"...

[Crackpot]

They make watches and bicycles now.

[Lord Jim]

And because both have gears, the similarities between a bicycle and a watch are clearly greater than the differences...