Killing Two Birds With One Stone -or- Bon Apetite

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rubato wrote:
Bicycle Bill wrote: "... nobody would say a word about the health concerns of someone taking them home and making a meal off them.
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Filled with lead shot.


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No, but you're wrong so often, what is one more time...?
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And you are humor-challenged all the time. 24/7 365.


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Good news, Jarl! You are humor-efficient 1 day every four years!
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rubato wrote:And you are humor-challenged all the time. 24/7 365.


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No, Ozzie...you just aren't that funny.
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rubato wrote:
MajGenl.Meade wrote:They smother each one with a tiny pillow?
They play Leonard Cohen records until the geese kill themselves.

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Wouldn't that violate the 8th amendment? Does that apply to Canadian geese? :shrug
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i ll volunteer to go down to the park and euthanize one at thanksgiving and one at Christmas....

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BoSoxGal wrote:
rubato wrote:
MajGenl.Meade wrote:They smother each one with a tiny pillow?
They play Leonard Cohen records until the geese kill themselves.

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Wouldn't that violate the 8th amendment? Does that apply to Canadian geese? :shrug

....and Canada geese
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MajGenl.Meade wrote: "...


....and Canada geese

If the Canada goose was Canadian then only Canadian Canada goose law would apply. Now if it was a Canadian-American Canada goose that would complicate things but if it was a 100% American Canada Goose all would be perfectly clear eh?

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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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Wow, that is awful. Neil Young and Bob Dylan are good singers with crappy voices. Celine Dion is a bad singer with a great voice.

This is uniquely bad. A truly awful singer with a voice that could chip rust off a ship's hull.

And his French pronunciation is painfully bad as well. I'm willing to bet that native French speakers don't recognize the language more than half the time.


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I knew you'd like it!
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rubato wrote: If the Canada goose was Canadian then only Canadian Canada goose law would apply. Now if it was a Canadian-American Canada goose that would complicate things but if it was a 100% American Canada Goose all would be perfectly clear eh?

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:lol: :ok
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