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Lord Jim
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That must have been through several bits of translation software to become that garbled ....
They sent it through a text "spinning" software that found different synonyms for each word, and then reassembled it.
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Sue U wrote:How do you get "successful" from "recompense congested"? "Clogged up with payment"? Maybe you have "money coming out your ass." :lol:
No no, *may* you have money coming out of your ass!
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Frankly, I'd prefer to be paid by wire transfer.
GAH!

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Everyone has money coming out his ass. Why do you think they do so many colonoscopies?

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Girls, if you want cheap Gucci handbags the old CSB is the place to go...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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"Women's responsibility suits"
Power suits?
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Sean wrote:
"Women's responsibility suits"
Power suits?
Corsets?

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Basques!

“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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There's my nominee for most stream of consciousness in fewest number of words...
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