Fancy a night of kinky sex?

[Jarlaxle]

I have to say that my sympathies are with HER after reading that...

[Lord Jim]

He should count himself lucky that she didn't pimp him out or sell him into slavery! How amazing is that? That he was copped by the only Russian alive who would not do such a thing?

The article doesn't say but I assume he was rescued from his ordeal by a dog...

But you missed the truly amazing thing here Sean....

When he went to the corrupt Russian police, they didn't immediately take him back to the woman in exchange for their payoff...

Apparently he also managed to find the only honest cop in Russia....

[Sean]

LMAO

[Gob]

She's have to lock me up to get me to have sex with her too!!

A broody wife hid her husband in a cupboard while he was on the run from prison - and only let him out to have sex, a court heard yesterday.

Claire Thomas, 40, was 'desperate' for a baby after her husband Wyndham Thomas, a convicted murderer, had been behind bars for 12 years.

Mrs Thomas hid him in a storage closet in their home in Caerphilly, South Wales, when police came looking for the fugitive after three days on the run.

Thomas, 33, would only be let out of the cupboard for sex with Claire - in the hope she would get pregnant before he was caught.

Jenet Treharne, defending, said: 'They wanted an opportunity to spend some intimate time together to start a family.

'She knows that she was very foolish.'

Newport Crown Court heard that Thomas knew his wife was 'very anxious' to have children when he fled his open prison in the baby jailbreak.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1S1hqgsrY

[Lord Jim]

'She knows that she was very foolish.'

I don't think he's likely to receive a Nobel for his breakthrough work in cold fusion research either....

[Scooter]

I don't suppose the concept of "conjugal visit" came to either of what passes for their minds.