Abuse of Authority

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dales
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Re: Abuse of Authority

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Cats train their owners.

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Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Sean
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Re: Abuse of Authority

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They don't have owners, they have staff.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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Re: Abuse of Authority

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My favorite line about the difference between dogs and cats:

A dog thinks," You pet me,you feed me, you shelter me,and you love me; you must be God."

A cat thinks," You pet me, you feed me,you shelter me,and you love me; I must be God."

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Re: Abuse of Authority

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Sean and Lord Jim, nailed it!

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Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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