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LMAO Joe...

Maybe he's had a special badge made up to save time. One that states he is a federal government worker and a very brave boy.

Written in crayon of course... :lol:
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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as a requirement of my government position, I'm required to tell you that my name is E% G*^$$!*(, an IT worker for the federal government and in my position I work directly under the supervision of Timothy Geithner of the US Treasury."
Must make things lonely at cocktail parties....
What do you mean by "I make no such claims"? You've written more than once that you report to Timothy Geithner, and now you are urging me to commit a crime in your state. There's no denying that. Everyone here can read what you wrote.
I think I can clear up the confusion on that....

I believe Quad interprets the word "claims" as implying that there could be some doubt; so he rejects the use of that term in favor of "stating as a fact"....

Sort of like, "you claim the sun rises in the east and sets in the west" "No, I don't claim that. I state it as a fact"....
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Lord Jim wrote:Must make things lonely at cocktail parties....
:lol:
Lord Jim wrote:
What do you mean by "I make no such claims"? You've written more than once that you report to Timothy Geithner, and now you are urging me to commit a crime in your state. There's no denying that. Everyone here can read what you wrote.
I think I can clear up the confusion on that....

I believe Quad interprets the word "claims" as implying that there could be some doubt; so he rejects the use of that term in favor of "stating as a fact"....
Oh, I see.

quad doesn't know the meaning of some of the words he uses.

He doesn't understand that to "claim" something is true means that he is presenting something as a fact.

Understandable.

I won't criticize him for that.

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Joe Guy wrote:It must be difficult for you to meet that requirement throughout your daily life. I'd get tired of having to say that to everyone if I had to do that.
Perhaps they have specially printed sandwich boards made up?
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If you don't see a picture below and you just see the word 'image' - left click on it and drag it to the address bar of your browser.

quad's required sandwich sign...

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If you don't see a picture below and you just see the word 'image' - left click on it and drag it to the address bar of your browser.
When I do that I go here:

https://www.signazon.com/ShoppingCart/Cart.aspx
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Same here. I think we need Timothy Geitner's personal 'IT expert extraordinaire' to help us out.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Damn!

I thought it would work.

Anyway, it showed a sandwich board that had this written on it -

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Can you see that?

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Treasury Department Employee Rules of Conduct

Nothing about identifying oneself as a federal employee.....
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§ 0.213 General conduct prejudicial to the Government.

Employees shall not engage in criminal, infamous, dishonest, or notoriously disgraceful conduct, or any other conduct prejudicial to the Government.


Would attempting to convince someone on the internet to register to vote illegally fit into the above category?

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Joe Guy wrote:§ 0.213 General conduct prejudicial to the Government.

Employees shall not engage in criminal, infamous, dishonest, or notoriously disgraceful conduct, or any other conduct prejudicial to the Government.


Would attempting to convince someone on the internet to register to vote illegally fit into the above category?
I say you should turn it in!

I saved you time and clipped the whole exchange.

I say we turn it into FPS....they are the ones who handle internet stalkings as well. You know, having browser cache evidence on hand when you search for someone while the routers and service machines were instructed to look for exactly that combo.

I say lets file! see what shakes out.

cmon, dont be all talk all the time.

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quaddriver wrote:
I say lets file! see what shakes out.

cmon, dont be all talk all the time.
Maybe I'll file after you cut & paste (like you promised) a copy of the complaint you said that you were mandated as a federal government employee to file.

You know, the one where you reported that I committed forgery.

Which reminds me of an even older one. You once accused me of giving illegal investment advice. You demanded that I scan and show a copy of my CFP certification to everyone.

You've quite a history of accusations.

Maybe you're paranoid.

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Ya think? :shock:
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How long is quad going to continue to avoid responding directly to questions in this and other threads?

Is he hoping I will forget?

Seems that way, doesn't it?

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Guinevere wrote:Treasury Department Employee Rules of Conduct

Nothing about identifying oneself as a federal employee.....
Don't they have to wear an ID badge at all times while at work?
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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keld feldspar wrote:
Guinevere wrote:Treasury Department Employee Rules of Conduct

Nothing about identifying oneself as a federal employee.....
Don't they have to wear an ID badge at all times while at work?
Dont encourage them.

the rules state clearly that when asked we must respond in the affirmative to the dept we are under.

there are exactly 2 exemptions, those in various intelligence (DIA, CIA, NSA, DHS) and LE (FBI) may answer with a different dept/agency or lie altogether.

and yes, we must wear picture ID at all times on any federal installation. Or a V badge.

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Joe Guy wrote:How long is quad going to continue to avoid responding directly to questions in this and other threads?

Is he hoping I will forget?

Seems that way, doesn't it?
truth be told, I dont give a shit. like I said a few weeks ago, your downfall is coming and I will announce if gleefully and joyfully everywhere I can. You unwittingly accelerated the process. You have some very uncomy questions to answer soon and I for one am glad. So are a bunch of parents.

so go continue to mastubate with a cheese grater.

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quaddriver wrote: the rules state clearly that when asked we must respond in the affirmative to the dept we are under.

there are exactly 2 exemptions, those in various intelligence (DIA, CIA, NSA, DHS) and LE (FBI) may answer with a different dept/agency or lie altogether.

and yes, we must wear picture ID at all times on any federal installation. Or a V badge.
What quad is talking about is common to all government agencies and many private businesses. Employees are required to wear their badge while in an office (the badge is almost always a card key with their picture and name on it that gets them in the door of the building) so they can be distinguished from visitors and (in quad's nightmares) intruders.

And of course one must "respond in the affirmative to the dept we are under" (Remind anyone of Barney Fife?) when asked by someone. Of course it's not really responding in the affirmative, it's telling them what department they work in, which in quad's case would be an IRS IT Specialist.

It's a highly important job.

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quaddriver wrote:truth be told, I don't give a shit. Like I said a few weeks ago, your downfall is coming and I will announce it gleefully and joyfully everywhere I can. You unwittingly accelerated the process. You have some very uncomy questions to answer soon and I for one am glad. So are a bunch of parents.

so go continue to matubate with a cheese grater.
I must say, quadster, if you are on meds, I think you may have missed a dose.

If you aren't on meds, you might want to get on them.

btw - what's an 'uncomy question'?

I have to give your above post a 9 on a scale of 10. Very entertaining, but a bit unstable. A coherent follow up is not likely since the post makes no sense to begin with.

As usual, when you get a bit too flustered, your imaginary world takes on new proportions.

I'm looking forward to your next post. Do you think you might be able to include some answers to any of my questions?

Nah... never mind.

In order to answer any of my questions, you would have to admit you're a liar.

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That looks like, once again, he is skating dangerously close to accusing you of being a pedophile, in a way that he thinks is being clever.
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