Leo
23 July - 22 August
Leo - the lion! Strong, powerful, masterly - the Leo has an awesome responsibility to take care of all of us, in the same way that Super Heroes have a responsibility to use their powers for good. Of course, some super-heroes go bad and turn into evil arch-enemies of the good super-heroes, and the same is true of Leo. Those born in Leo have a tendency to find themselves in trouble, they are as corruptible as they are powerful and will seek to gain an advantage in any way possible, either in business (for example, loansharking) or love (a relationship between two people).
The leo is a crafty lover, often saying one thing whilst thinking another (double-dealing, or back-stabbing), the leo is not to be trusted until you have broken down the outer wall which protects him. Leo's strength comes from holding his cards very much to his chest and whilst there is a soft layer underneath (like chewy caramel), the facade that most of us see is one that is tough (like a brick or stone).
Historically Leo has always been associated with greatness. Many of history's most powerful figures were born in Leo and, whilst ultimately they died (as we all must, you see) their legacy often lives on. Famous leos include: Patrick Swayze, Napoleon and Jerry Falwell.
Mentally Leo is a little hard of learning, often requiring more detailed explanations of simple things that most other star-signs easily grasp (which means "understand"). They also tend to need the toilet more often than most and are usually born with a bladder weakness that can affect them throughout their entire lives.
Happy B-Day Sean old Bean!!
Happy B-Day Sean old Bean!!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Happy B-Day Sean old Bean!!
Happy Birthday Sean....
I'm sure this one is a particularly welcome one for you, having just survived your recent brush with death from that wrist injury....
I'm sure this one is a particularly welcome one for you, having just survived your recent brush with death from that wrist injury....
Re: Happy B-Day Sean old Bean!!
Happy birthday you Manc Git!
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Re: Happy B-Day Sean old Bean!!
Happy birthday Sean. 
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.
Re: Happy B-Day Sean old Bean!!
No reply from him as of yet?
I do hope SMF remembered to untie him from the hotel bed....
I do hope SMF remembered to untie him from the hotel bed....
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Happy B-Day Sean old Bean!!
Let's turn out the lights; hide behind the furniture, and when he gets here, jump out and yell,
'SURPRIZE!~!
'SURPRIZE!~!
Re: Happy B-Day Sean old Bean!!
Thanks folks. I haven't been online much as it's quite difficult using a computer with just one hand (and the left one at that!)...
...ask Strop, he'll tell you how hard it is...
...ask Strop, he'll tell you how hard it is...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
Re: Happy B-Day Sean old Bean!!
Piece of piss mate...
Once you've had lots of practice.
Once you've had lots of practice.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”