Whale hunting in Peru

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Whale hunting in Peru

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London 2012 shotgun champion Peter Wilson has been accused of illegal whale hunting while travelling to the World Championships in Peru.

Wilson has gone to Lima to coach British junior James Dedman, whose gun was seized by customs on arrival.

"They opened the gun up and the man said: 'You're illegal whale hunters, aren't you?'" Wilson told BBC Sport.

"He insisted we were illegal whale hunters and set about reading us our rights in Peruvian."

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Wilson negotiated with officials for several hours, through an interpreter, before he and Dedman were released - but the gun remains impounded.

"My first reaction was 'you're kidding me'," said Wilson, who has been coaching Dedman for four months.

"I said: 'I'm the Olympic gold medallist.' Eventually I managed to prove who we were, but he wouldn't allow the gun out.

"Everyone has had their gun impounded, bar a handful of competitors - but they singled me out as the ringleader. This guy really believed it."

The gun was transported under Wilson's name as Dedman, 15, is too young to travel with it. The teenager, who is the only British under-21 competitor in the double trap event at the World Championships, will compete on Friday next week.

"He's rather fortunate he's only 15," said Wilson, who has taken a year's break from major competitions since winning the Olympic double trap at London 2012.

"If anyone was going to go down for this, it was going to be me.

"I was just quite happy to leave the airport, if I'm honest. We're going to go back tomorrow and hopefully get the gun back."
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'You're illegal whale hunters, aren't you?'" Wilson told BBC Sport.

"He insisted we were illegal whale hunters and set about reading us our rights in Peruvian."
What's wrong with hunting illegal whales? If the whales aren't legal, they should be hunted down...

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In Peruvian?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Lord Jim wrote:
'You're illegal whale hunters, aren't you?'" Wilson told BBC Sport.

"He insisted we were illegal whale hunters and set about reading us our rights in Peruvian."
What's wrong with hunting illegal whales? If the whales aren't legal, they should be hunted down...

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Thanks LJ. (D--n!)
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Crackpot wrote:In Peruvian?
Peruvian = Mexican.
GAH!

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Peruvian = Mexican
Gah. It reminds me of when people argue that Mexicans here need to "learn to speak American". I want to rip out their liver and beat them with it.

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Sue U wrote:
Crackpot wrote:In Peruvian?
Peruvian = Mexican.
I learn something new here almost every day.

I used to think that Peruvians spoke Spanish.

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Joe Guy wrote:I learn something new here almost every day.

I used to think that Peruvians spoke Spanish.
Glad to have cleared that up for you.

Although, more accurately, "Peruvian = Messican."
GAH!

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I want to rip out their liver and beat them with it.
Livers are too small for a proper beating; better to rip out a lung or a few feet of intestine.
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I'm just gonna make a wild guess, but if you ripped out someone's liver it would not be necessary to beat the person with it.

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That's probably true Joe, but not everything one does in life is done out of necessity...

Some things are done just for the pure joy that doing them brings...
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