Tim Is Nothing But A No Good Lurker...

[Lord Jim]

Earlier this week, I saw the handle "Timster" appear at the bottom of the main page indicating that he was on the forum...

Naturally, I expected some post from him to issue forth...(at least something lamenting Vinny's decision to leave Jersey Shore...)

But nay nay...Zero, zip, nada....he didn't post a single word...(about that, or anything else...)

That's disappointing, because I never figured Tim for a pussy....

A side saddle ridin', Pink Lady drinkin', squat-to-pee, wallflower Nancy Boy who's too timid to speak up...

Just goes to show how wrong you can be about folks...









I suspect that might roust him....

[Joe Guy]

I never considered Timster to be a chickenhearted, lily-livered, spineless, pusillanimous, gutless wimp either.... But people change.......

[Lord Jim]

I never considered Timster to be a chickenhearted, lily-livered, spineless, pusillanimous, gutless wimp either....

Neither did I Joe...

Until now, of course...

[oldr_n_wsr]

You could have just asked him nicely.
Something
Post Timster or not either way

SPIT!!!

[Timster]

Interesting...

Really? Jim? WTF? Were you bored? Or had a cocktail or two?

Joe? WTF? Pusillanimous? Really? You dug really deep for that one...

Synonyms
1. timorous, fearful, frightened.

Have I ever struck you as the timid type, Sir?

I didn't think so.

Jim; and for all of your teasing? You seem to be the Authority on Jersey Shore. What with all of the links and such. Not myself. And for someone worshiping a velvet Reagen on his wall? You most of all should be in the last position to criticize free thinking.

Did I rise to the bait? Fine. Check. Did I piss on your idol? Check.

You and Joe make me happy.

Why?

Figure it out.

Because I don't care what the fuck either of you think.

I am in a good place. Any day above ground...

Thank you.

I wish the best for both of you. We all have a long history. And I hope to continue that; Lord willing. [No pun intended}

I wish I had more time to insult you further. However, please accept my sincere apologies and understand that I take no offense to your sophomoric attempts to get under my skin.

Frankly? I don't have the time for that anymore.

But I do appreciate the effort.

Tim- serious as a heart attack- ster

[Lord Jim]

And for someone worshiping a velvet Reagen on his wall?

How many times do I have to tell you Tim, it's not velvet...

It's an oil...(And btw you misspelled Mr. Reagan's name...that's no way to show respect...)

You seem to be the Authority on Jersey Shore. What with all of the links and such. Not myself.

Denial is not just a river in Egypt Tim...

for all of your teasing?

Hey ol' buddy, it's just "tough love"....

I think I can speak for everyone here, (except maybe rube) when I say we'd like to see you around here a little more...

[Gob]

This old "heart attack" thing is just an excuse to lie in bed all day watching soccer on TV, having your meals delivered, and getting regular blow jobs.

[Joe Guy]

I wish I had more time to insult you further. However, please accept my sincere apologies and understand that I take no offense to your sophomoric attempts to get under my skin.

I beg your pardon!?

I believe my attempts are much more seniormoric than they are sophomoric. I graduated from sophomoric a few years ago.

Take care of your skin. You'd look funny(ier) without it...

[Lord Jim]

This old "heart attack" thing is just an excuse to lie in bed all day watching soccer on TV, having your meals delivered, and getting regular blow jobs.

I have to say, that sounds pretty appealing...

(Except for the watching soccer part of course...I like to be awake when I'm getting a blow job...)

[MajGenl.Meade]

Lord Rip van Jim then?