Friday 13 th and the copper

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Gob
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Friday 13 th and the copper

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A police officer apprehended a thug despite squirting pepper spray in his own face, having his jaw dislocated and being shot with a Taser – all on Friday 13th.

What should have been a routine call turned sour when PC Jason Mepham tried to have a quiet word with Jason King following reports of a disturbance in Murdoch Close, Redruth, Cornwall.

King began to run away, but then turned and faced the chasing officer, squaring up for a fight.

The shocked officer tried to reason with King, but said he felt so threatened that he deployed his Captor control spray.

He sprayed once, which temporarily halted King's charge, but when his attacker charged again he fired a second burst of gas, which blew back into his own face.

A colleague arrived and grabbed hold of King, but the ordeal was not over for PC Mepham, who, disorientated, face burning and eyes watering, was punched by another man who arrived on the scene.

The officer told reporters: "I felt my jaw go to the side of my face and then my head followed. I had terrible shooting pains.

"I'd never had anything like it before. My jaw had to be dislocated."

Now badly injured and in considerable pain, PC Mepham found himself in a desperate struggle with his new assailant. The second officer, seeing his colleague in trouble, let go of King and fired his Taser gun.

Unfortunately, while one electrode hit its target, the second hit PC Mepham, who was felled by the electric jolt.

As he lay on the floor, King ran around and kicked him hard in the face, relocating his jaw. At that point, police back-up arrived and arrested both offenders.

PC Mepham went to hospital but was back on duty later that evening doing the paperwork.

PC Mepham admitted he had been frightened at the time, but could now see the funny side of it – particularly as it happened on Friday, August 13.

He added: "It's quite amusing when I look back at it now, but at the time it was horrific."

Truro Magistrates' Court confirmed that King, 28, of Trehane Road, Camborne, Cornwall, pleaded guilty last week to assaulting a police officer. He also admitted charges of common assault, of being drunk and disorderly, using threatening words or behaviour and two charges of travelling on the railway without paying a fare.

King was remanded into custody and his case adjourned until September 21.


http://www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/news/Po ... ticle.html
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Sean
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Re: Friday 13 th and the copper

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As he lay on the floor, King ran around and kicked him hard in the face, relocating his jaw
If King's got a good lawyer he'll argue that rather than assaulting the PC his client was in fact administering first aid.

Fucker'll probably get a medal! :D
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Re: Friday 13 th and the copper

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What? Electrode? Was the officer pepper-sprayed or tasered? (Pepper)Spraying doesn't necessitate wires, so which was he talking about? He has to specify before claiming assault.

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Re: Friday 13 th and the copper

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both
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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