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Reality Bytes
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Sex Insurance

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Due to rising costs & lack of funds
The government has announced that Sexual Diseases & Injuries will no longer be covered on the NHS
It has provided list of recommended insurers divided into categories so it is easy to find insurer for your lifestyle

If you sleep with your wife:

Legal and General.

If you sleep with your girlfriend:

Mutual Trust.

If you sleep with a prostitute:

Commercial Union.


If you sleep with all types:

Group Life.

If your wife lets you sleep around:

Liberty Life

Sex on the phone:

Direct Line

Sex with your partner:

Standard life

Sex with a transvestite:

Confused.com


Sex with someone different:

GoCompare.com

Sex with a fat Bird:

MoreThan.com

Sex on the back seat of a car:

SheilasWheels.com

Sex with a posh bird:

Privileged

If you fit all categories:

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Re: Sex Insurance

Post by MajGenl.Meade »

Start at 2:34 for important insurance information



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