Intercourse And Acorns?

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dales
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Intercourse And Acorns?

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(09-29) 18:08 PDT Harrisburg, Pa. (AP) --

Police said a district judge from Intercourse, Pa., hid condoms inside acorns and handed them out to women in the state Capitol complex last week.

A summary charge of disorderly conduct was filed Tuesday against Isaac H. Stoltzfus, who presides over low-level cases as a district judge in Lancaster County.

The citation from Capitol Police said the 58-year-old jurist gave the acorns to unsuspecting women, who were offended when they discovered the contents.

Stoltzfus' office referred questions to defense attorney Heidi Eakin, who didn't immediately return a phone message Wednesday.



Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... z119VjOoFA

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Re: Intercourse And Acorns?

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Man, just when you think you've heard it all....
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Re: Intercourse And Acorns?

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From Wiki
Intercourse, Pennsylvania (pop. roughly 1,558) is an unincorporated village in Leacock Township, Lancaster County in the U.S. state of Pennsylvania, ten miles east of Lancaster on PA 340. As with the nearby towns of Bird-in-Hand, Blue Ball, and Paradise
My emphasis


Just how does one fit a condom into an acorn?
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Re: Intercourse And Acorns?

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I thing they were speaking of these:
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Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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