Thank heavens it's not from Nigeria!

[MajGenl.Meade]

Dear Beneficiary,

My name is Mr.Adebayo Adelabu,the newly appointed deputy governor CBN.This is to bring the good news to you that I have been mandated by the President Federal Republic in conjunction with the Federal Executive Council (FEC), the Senate Committee on Foreign Debts Reconciliation and Implementation Panel on
Contract/inheritance/compensation funds to complete all the unpaid Contract/inheritance/lottery fund. You are required as a matter of urgency to reconfirm your information including your name, phone number and your address
for verification and immediate payment within 24 hours.

To this effect, the sum of TEN MILLION, SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS (US$10.7m) has
been approved for you. I wish to inform you that all matters relating to the release of this payment is now under my control and supervision. This development has become necessary due to the activities of unpatriotic
government/CBN officials and impostors who keep on frustrating every effort to settle our clients by making requests for unauthorized fees and levies from them. The cads!

We apologize for any delay you might have encountered in the past; your payment is now 100% Guaranteed

Kindly choose from these three modes of payment (wire transfer, diplomatic cash payment and ATM card).

Best Regards,
Mr.Adebayo Adelabu
Deputy Governor CBN

[Econoline]

You should reply by thanking him for the information and assuring him that you've forwarded all the requested information to the Christian Broadcasting Network in Virginia Beach, Virginia.

[Lord Jim]

Or the Canadian Broadcasting Network....

Well, it doesn't take a genius to figure out why the economies of most African countries are in such a mess...

They keep sending 10's of millions of dollars to Americans....

Kind of a reverse foreign aid package...