Parents have it so much easier so much now

[Long Run]

Dr. Spock didn't cover this in his seminal book . . .

Top 6 Wines That Pair Best With Your Child’s Crappy Behavior. Epic News for Parents.

There is a lot of science that goes behind deciding which wine goes best with your chicken, seafood or steak dinner, but what if I was to tell you which wine would go best with the kind of day you experienced? The data is out, and studies now show that certain wines pair up best with different parenting situations and child behavior.

The world’s most renown wine sommeliers have released this list exclusively to us at Life as a Rambling Redhead. Lucky for you, we are kind enough to share this life-changing knowledge. Parents everywhere are rejoicing.

We just want what’s best for your sanity.

Listed below are the best Wine Pairings for all stages of parenthood.

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[Econoline]

• • "Kids are different today,"
    I hear ev'ry mother say
    Mother needs something today to calm her down
    And though she's not really ill
    There's a little yellow pill
    She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
    And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day...

[dales]

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Album: Bye Bye Birdie


Kids!
I don't know what's wrong with these kids today!
Kids!
Who can understand anything they say?
Kids!
They are disobedient, disrespectful oafs!
Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers!
While we're on the subject:
Kids!
You can talk and talk till your face is blue!
Kids!
But they still just do what they want to do!
Why can't they be like we were,
Perfect in every way?
What's the matter with kids today?
Kids!
I've tried to raise him the best I could
Kids! Kids!
Laughing, singing, dancing, grinning, morons!
And while we're on the subject!
Kids! They are just impossible to control!
Kids! With their awful clothes and their rock an' roll!
Why can't they dance like we did
What's wrong with Sammy Kaye?
What's the matter with kids today!

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[MajGenl.Meade]

..or not now so much now muchly?

[oldr_n_wsr]

Every alcoholic knows it's cheap vodka (Nikoli, georgi, fleishmenns, etc) that goes best with unruly kids
and kids who behave
and a bad day at the office
and a good day at the office
and a fight with your wife
and a pleasant discussion with your wife
and a rainy day
and a sunny day
and.......


The pills are for when the kids become teenagers.

[BoSoxGal]

Moscato goes best with anything that ills ya!