This New Cafe Will Offer Fellatio With Its Espresso
Jonesing for some oral sex with your caffeine? Soon you’ll able to satisfy both cravings at the same time — at least if you’re a man living in Switzerland.
That’s right, a new cafe set to open by the end of the year in Geneva, where sex work is legal and regulated, will allow patrons to order a coffee drink and then use an iPad to choose a sex worker who will perform fellatio on him.
The beverage plus “five to 10 minutes“ of oral pleasure will cost 60 Swiss francs (or roughly $62 USD) but if you want a macchiato you’re going to have to fork over another five Swiss francs.
For those who need a shot with their coffee
For those who need a shot with their coffee
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Re: For those who need a shot with their coffee
I'll have a Double Espresso and a gobbled knob please.
For those who need a shot with their coffee
Actually, the proper order name for this stimulating beverage is "Fellatte."Joe Guy wrote:I'll have a Double Espresso and a gobbled knob please.
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Re: For those who need a shot with their coffee
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
Re: For those who need a shot with their coffee
Its kinda funny,but it is time to shed some of the taboos and stigma associated with things sexual ,I would like to see prostitution less stigmatized as long as it put the "Madams " and slave owners out of business(into the slammer where they belong)I get the impression the Chinese massage parlors (even the ones without any extras )are owned by slave drivers ,so if you go to one please give the one who does the back rub a good cash tip,its really pathetic ,I had to see it for myself ,if all accounts must be reckoned in the end ,I have the feeling some critters are going to be in serious trouble. 