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A better prize for winning too:
Russians the world’s best wife carriers

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A Russian couple are the new world champions — of spousal transportation.

Dmitriy Sagal and Anastasia Loginova won the World Wife Carrying Championships held in Finland on Saturday, and were awarded Anastasia’s weight in beer as their prize.

The race, held annually in the Finnish town of Sonkajarvi since 1992, involves men running around a 253m track and through deep pools of water while carrying their female teammates.

There is no “carry type” that is compulsory for the competition, but piggybacking, the fireman’s carry and the Estonian-style carry (pictured below) are the preferred methods.

Women must be at least 17-years-old and weigh 49 kilograms. If the man drops the woman he must pick her up and continue.

For the 2016 championship couples came from 35 countries including Finland, the rest of Europe and even the United States, Japan and Australia.

Australian competitors Jess McCallum and Ben Gregg finished 8th out of 52 competitors.

The winning Russian duo finished third last year. At a close second, five seconds behind the winners, were Finnish couple Taisto Miettinen and Kristiina Haapanen.

Finland’s Ville Parvaianen — who won in 2014 and 2015 with different partners — finished third with teammate Janette Oksanen.

The competition rules also stated that “all the participants must have fun”.

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According to legend, wife carrying’s history, known as Eukonkanto in Finland, is based on the 19th century legend of Ronkainen the Robber.

The legend goes that Ronkainen and his team of bandits raided villages and stole food and women, escaping with the women on their backs.

Another legend states that men would go to nearby villages to steal other men’s wives while a third legend said that Ronkainen trained his thieves by carrying big heavy sacks on their backs, which evolved into a sport.

he sport has gone global in recent years.

Competitions have been held in Australia since 2005, including the NSW towns of Singleton, Hawkesbury, Gunnedah, and Stroud.

The Oak Australian Wife Carrying Titles can be followed at its official Facebook page.
http://thenewdaily.com.au/sport/2016/07 ... pionships/

With a Russian pair winning, I hope there was a doping test administered...
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It doesn't look like the guy in white-face is taking the race seriously. That's not fair to the other competitors who really seem to be hauling ass and "in it to win it."
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Here are some exciting highlight moments!

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Just don't suggest it to your wife as a couples activity if you value your nads.
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Just thought I'd put it out there (in case someone didn't click the link or missed the brief sentence) — the winner receives his wife's weight in beer.  Assuming the average wife weighs in around 130 pounds or less, it seems to me you'd end up with (at best) about 15 gallons of beer — not even one full barrel, or fewer than 7 cases of 12 ounce tins.

Obviously it's more for the fun and the bragging rights than it is for the prize.
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Finland’s Ville Parvaianen — who won in 2014 and 2015 with different partners — finished third with teammate Janette Oksanen.
Shouldn't there be a requirement that the woman being carried MUST be the carrriers wife?

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How do you know they weren't? ;)
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Assuming the average wife weighs in around 130 pounds or less, it seems to me you'd end up with (at best) about 15 gallons of beer — not even one full barrel, or fewer than 7 cases of 12 ounce tins.
Still sounds a lot better than this:

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