Not sure I want to know what they planned to do with it

[Scooter]

Three men sought in theft of colonoscopy equipment from Toronto hospital

TORONTO — Police say three people broke into a Toronto hospital and made off with about $1.2 million in endoscopic and surgical equipment.

Const. David Hopkinson says gastroscopes and colonoscopes were among the items taken from Toronto Western Hospital.
Investigators say three men went to the fourth floor of the hospital on Saturday afternoon and forced their way into a surgical area.

They say a large quantity of medical equipment was taken and loaded into a silver minivan.

Police say they're looking for three male suspects.

One man is described as about six feet tall, 35 to 45 years old, clean-shaven, and of medium build, while another is about five-foot-eight, clean-shaven, with short dark hair and a stocky build. The third suspect is also about five-foot-eight, clean-shaven, and medium build.

[rubato]

Start a business as drain cleaners!

[it is so obvious I don't know how you missed it]


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[ex-khobar Andy]

I'm sure it will all come out soon.

[rubato]

They had heard of the benefits of a rich internal life and they thought they should look into it.



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[Joe Guy]

Three men stole endoscope equipment. I assume the police have referred the crime to Internal Affairs.

[MajGenl.Meade]

They wanted to see if they had the guts

[Bicycle Bill]

The three guys were actually space aliens who needed repair parts for their anal probe systems.

-"BB"-