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Sorry,
Greasy ass, crack head, sue BITCH and Guen whore

I have been to a cardiologist. I went to the through all the test and in the end the doctor said call me when you need me. Sorry mother fuckers it looks like I am going to live a long time.
Soon, I’ll post my farewell message. The end is starting to get close. There are many misconceptions about me, and before I go, to live with my ancestors on the steppes, I want to set the record straight.

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liberty wrote:Sorry,
Greasy ass, crack head, sue BITCH and Guen whore
I have been to a proctologist. Once they found my heart I went to the through all the test and in the end the doctor said call me when you need me. Sorry mother fuckers it looks like I am going to live a long time.
I suppose it's true -- only the good die young. Regardless, I'm going to pray to Jesus for you every night. Just like I do for my president, Lord Dampnut.
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What a terrible prognosis. You're going to live a long and apparently increasingly bitter life.

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Oh dear more years of listens to you making a fool of yourself. What ever shall I do?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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RayThom wrote:
liberty wrote:Sorry,
Greasy ass, crack head, sue BITCH and Guen whore
I have been to a proctologist. Once they found my heart I went to the through all the test and in the end the doctor said call me when you need me. Sorry mother fuckers it looks like I am going to live a long time.
I suppose it's true -- only the good die young. Regardless, I'm going to pray to Jesus for you every night. Just like I do for my president, Lord Dampnut.
I saw the change you made, but I don’t give a damn. I thought there was a rule about changing other people’s text, but I reckon that protection is only for some people.


I don’t know you so I will give you the benefit of the doubt. You are wrong I do have a sympathetic heart; I even cry while watching a sad movie even though I try not let my wife see it. But my greatest sympathy is for my own children especially for my retarded son. If you are truly praying for me and not against me I appreciate it. I talked to God too, but still see my son after I am dead thrown out in the streets, eating out garbage can and being abused by some of the likes on this board. No country has unlimited resources, keep increasing the pressure it will run out money someday.
Soon, I’ll post my farewell message. The end is starting to get close. There are many misconceptions about me, and before I go, to live with my ancestors on the steppes, I want to set the record straight.

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Crackpot wrote:Oh dear more years of listens to you making a fool of yourself. What ever shall I do?
Smoke more crack mother fucker.
Soon, I’ll post my farewell message. The end is starting to get close. There are many misconceptions about me, and before I go, to live with my ancestors on the steppes, I want to set the record straight.

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Looks like someone's been hitting the sauce (again).

LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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dales wrote:Looks like someone's been hitting the sauce (again).

LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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what the Hell?

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dales wrote:Looks like someone's been hitting the sauce (again).

LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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ETA:

I'm not going to address any of the other gratuitous crap you've spewed in this thread lib, but you definitely owe Guin an apology...
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Dammit Jim, I wanted to be the bitch of this place! Sue - you give that title back to me!!
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wesw wrote:what the Hell?
For what might be the first time ever...I find myself in complete agreement with Wes.
Treat Gaza like Carthage.

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liberty, if I'm not already there, I would appreciate it if you would please add me to the long, illustrious, and steadily-expanding list of people who think you are seriously disturbed if not downright bug-fuggin' crazy.
liberty wrote:I have been to a cardiologist. I went to the through all the test and in the end the doctor said call me when you need me. Sorry mother fuckers it looks like I am going to live a long time.
Of course your cardiologist said your heart was OK.  Stone doesn't succumb to disease, only erosion.

But I do think Ray's reference to a proctologist is accurate.  Perhaps he (I can't imagine you seeing a female doctor; I'm sure you are unable to see women as being capable of anything more medical than passing out pills, fluffing pillows, or emptying bedpans) can help you with your severe case of CRIS (cranio-rectal inversion syndrome).
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liberty wrote: I have been to a cardiologist. I went to the through all the test and in the end the doctor said call me when you need me. Sorry mother fuckers it looks like I am going to live a long time.
Glad to hear it, liberty.

But please give your heart a chance, now that you know it's OK. It seems to be losing the fight for corporeal dominance to your rectum.

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liberty wrote:Sorry,
Greasy ass, crack head, sue BITCH and Guen whore
Guinevere wrote:Dammit Jim, I wanted to be the bitch of this place! Sue - you give that title back to me!!
Okay okay okay, Guin, YOU be the bitch (or does it have to be capitalized for some reason?). Although I'm still pretty sex-positive, I'm getting kinda old and I'm not sure if I can qualify as "whore," but I'll give it my best effort. Unless you want to be both? Honestly, it seems exhausting.

Also, liberty, forget the cardiologist, you need to see a psychiatrist, stat.
GAH!

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Photo of liberty leaving his cardiologist's office...

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Guinevere wrote:Dammit Jim, I wanted to be the bitch of this place! Sue - you give that title back to me!!
I know I shouldn’t do this: But you are not so bad a liberal just a camp follower and a useful idiot.
Soon, I’ll post my farewell message. The end is starting to get close. There are many misconceptions about me, and before I go, to live with my ancestors on the steppes, I want to set the record straight.

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Joe Guy wrote:Photo of liberty leaving his cardiologist's office...

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Soon, I’ll post my farewell message. The end is starting to get close. There are many misconceptions about me, and before I go, to live with my ancestors on the steppes, I want to set the record straight.

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"bitch and whore" are easy....

...but I notice that no one is jumping in to claim the title of "greasy ass, crack head".....

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