GOD (creating the dog): "You shall be man's best friend."
Dog: "That's kind of sexist, don't you think?"
GOD: "No, I don't mean only males, I mean 'man' as in every ... The hell with it. You can't talk."
Dog: "......."
GOD: "And if you eat chocolate, it will kill you." -"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?